TERRORISTS RECRUITING ZOMBIE ARMY TO INVADE U.S.

GroundZero

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Homeland Security Chief Warns Bush

ISLAMIC JIHAD are in Haiti recruiting a zombie army to invade the United States in a nightmarish reprise of 9/11, intelligence sources in Washington have learned.

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spaceman

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: ncircle
on a personal level that would be a dream come true.
Yes. I hope they mistake you for an American and kill you first.

last time i checked... i was an american.
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Zim Hosein

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"Zombies aren't simply dead people who rise up out of their graves and shuffle around town spooking people like you see in the movies," explains one CIA source.

"They're almost always murder victims who have been 'reanimated' as slaves by a voodoo priest or priestess in a voodoo ritual.

Haha :D
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: ncircle
on a personal level that would be a dream come true.
Yes. I hope they mistake you for an American and kill you first.

last time i checked... i was an american.
rolleye.gif
Sorry, my mistake. I thought only non-natives would want the country they lived in to be invaded.
 

spaceman

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Dec 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: ncircle
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: ncircle
on a personal level that would be a dream come true.
Yes. I hope they mistake you for an American and kill you first.

last time i checked... i was an american.
rolleye.gif
Sorry, my mistake. I thought only non-natives would want the country they lived in to be invaded.

we are talking about zombies here.
it would be like living a real-life videogame.