Termite walks into a bar late at night. Grabs a stool and says to the bartender

[Locutus of Board]

"Is the bar tender here?"

Please, anyone with your corny and clean jokes follow.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

A blonde walks in to a pawn shop close to where she lives.... she looks
around for a while and then approaches the clerk..

"I would like to buy that TV over there," she says.

The clerk says, "I am sorry lady we don't serve blondes here."

The blonde leaves in a huff.. the next day she returns wearing a brunette wig.

"I would like to purchase that TV over there"

Again the clerk says, "Lady I told you yesterday we do not serve blondes
here."

Now the blonde is furious... The next day she dresses like a man (a suit,
tie, mustache, etc.) She approaches the clerk and says in a deep voice, "I
would like to purchase the TV over there!"

The clerk then says, "Lady I told you twice already we do not sell to blondes
here!!"

She says to the clerk "How can you tell... yesterday I wore a wig, today I am
dressed like a man, how can you tell it is me??

He laughs and says, "Because that's a microwave!!"

 

[Farbio]

lol monel


monel walked into the driving range...oh wait, he already did that

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

I had to change my post, it was a little too brutal toward L.O.B.

 

[Farbio]

lol, well thanks monel, now my post doesn't make a whole lotta sense

 

[Linh]

lol monel