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Ten Things men know for sure about women

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TwinkleToes77

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Just got this in an email, thought it was cute and wanted to share. 🙂

************* Ten Things men know for sure about women************

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and....

10. They have breasts.
 
heh you forgot

11) they get b!tchy once a month!
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"never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and does not die!"- heard this somewhere! heh
 
Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just got this in an email, thought it was cute and wanted to share. 🙂

************* Ten Things men know for sure about women************

1. They are mad
2. They can't pee out of a train easily
3. They're insane
4. Shopping with them is hell
5. They're crazy
6. They have no concept of logic
7. They have behinds (thanks Orsorum)
8. They have pretty legs
9. They're mad




and....

10. They have breasts.
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Originally posted by: Lonyo
Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just got this in an email, thought it was cute and wanted to share. 🙂

************* Ten Things men know for sure about women************

1. They are mad
2. They can't pee out of a train easily
3. They're insane
4. Shopping with them is hell
5. They're crazy
6. They have no concept of logic
7. They have behinds (thanks Orsorum)
8. They have pretty legs
9. They're mad




and....

10. They have breasts.
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lol its rare for me to be 'mad'

and not all women have pretty legs 😛
 
but some of them has bad tits and they suck 🙁


also, they are irrational as all hell

I told my mom that they were irrational and he reply was that that's just how all girls were. So there you go, she admits defeat
 
Originally posted by: MAME
but some of them has bad tits and they suck 🙁


also, they are irrational as all hell

I told my mom that they were irrational and he reply was that that's just how all girls were. So there you go, she admits defeat
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we do tend to be emotional thinkers. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: waggy
heh you forgot

11) they get b!tchy once a month!
'

"never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and does not die!"- heard this somewhere! heh
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Once per month? I WISH!!


Sysadmin
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
They like to hit my car.

No matter what they do it's not their fault.
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they hit my car while being a cell phone at 5pm in downtown rush hour traffic. That was while i was one of the 30 cars waiting at an intersection.
 
"I'm not that hungry." or "I'll just have a bite" = Get ready to give up 1/2 your food cause I don't want to look like a pig and order/eat my own food.
 
Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Originally posted by: MAME
but some of them has bad tits and they suck 🙁


also, they are irrational as all hell

I told my mom that they were irrational and he reply was that that's just how all girls were. So there you go, she admits defeat
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we do tend to be emotional thinkers. 🙂
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I thought those were republicans.
 
hahah...ohh I also know for sure that if women only used 1/2 amount of TP they normally do our rainforests wouldn't be in danger....I never realized how much they used until I got married....ha
 
Originally posted by: Sysadmin
Originally posted by: waggy
heh you forgot

11) they get b!tchy once a month!
'

"never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and does not die!"- heard this somewhere! heh
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Once per month? I WISH!!


Sysadmin
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ok ok i should say at least once a month.
 
Originally posted by: GoodDad
I would like to take this opportunity to say


BOOBS!!!!!!!!!


thank you, that is all.
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ROFL! Time for you to start getting out a little more. 😉
 
things i know about women:

1. they all like the show friends and must see it when its on.
2. they all take at least one hour in the bathroom (two if youre late for something)
3. they all push to have sex 2 to 3 times in a row even though it was hard to get them to go the 1st time round.
4. they all think theyre fat.
5. they all think theyre the funniest thing on Earth.
6. they are as sex starved as men are.
 
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