Ten Things men know for sure about women

[TwinkleToes77]

Just got this in an email, thought it was cute and wanted to share.

************* Ten Things men know for sure about women************

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and....

10. They have breasts.

 

[Orsorum]

They have behinds, too. And pretty legs.

Oh, and breasts.

 

[Aves]

You're missing one.

 

[waggy]

heh you forgot

11) they get b!tchy once a month!
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"never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and does not die!"- heard this somewhere! heh

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just got this in an email, thought it was cute and wanted to share.

************* Ten Things men know for sure about women************

1. They are mad
2. They can't pee out of a train easily
3. They're insane
4. Shopping with them is hell
5. They're crazy
6. They have no concept of logic
7. They have behinds (thanks Orsorum)
8. They have pretty legs
9. They're mad




and....

10. They have breasts.

 

[Bootprint]

Breasts? I through that's where your eyes were. And I always try to make eye contact.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: Lonyo

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Just got this in an email, thought it was cute and wanted to share.

************* Ten Things men know for sure about women************

1. They are mad
2. They can't pee out of a train easily
3. They're insane
4. Shopping with them is hell
5. They're crazy
6. They have no concept of logic
7. They have behinds (thanks Orsorum)
8. They have pretty legs
9. They're mad




and....

10. They have breasts.

lol its rare for me to be 'mad'

and not all women have pretty legs

 

[isekii]

they never tell you what they really want

they try to play mind games thinking us guys really care.

 

[MAME]

but some of them has bad tits and they suck


also, they are irrational as all hell

I told my mom that they were irrational and he reply was that that's just how all girls were. So there you go, she admits defeat

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: MAME
but some of them has bad tits and they suck


also, they are irrational as all hell

I told my mom that they were irrational and he reply was that that's just how all girls were. So there you go, she admits defeat

we do tend to be emotional thinkers.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

They like to hit my car.

No matter what they do it's not their fault.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: waggy
heh you forgot

11) they get b!tchy once a month!
'

"never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and does not die!"- heard this somewhere! heh

Once per month? I WISH!!


Sysadmin

 

[eigen]

They have vaginas. Is that not enough, what else is required.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
They like to hit my car.

No matter what they do it's not their fault.

they hit my car while being a cell phone at 5pm in downtown rush hour traffic. That was while i was one of the 30 cars waiting at an intersection.

 

[gourmettea]

"I'm not that hungry." or "I'll just have a bite" = Get ready to give up 1/2 your food cause I don't want to look like a pig and order/eat my own food.

 

[thirdlegstump]

They are always right. No matter what.

 

[chasem]

If they say something is not funny, you had better not laugh your ass off.

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: MAME
but some of them has bad tits and they suck


also, they are irrational as all hell

I told my mom that they were irrational and he reply was that that's just how all girls were. So there you go, she admits defeat

we do tend to be emotional thinkers.

I thought those were republicans.

 

[gourmettea]

hahah...ohh I also know for sure that if women only used 1/2 amount of TP they normally do our rainforests wouldn't be in danger....I never realized how much they used until I got married....ha

 

[Psycho18]

They get pissed easily

 

[rudeguy]

I would like to take this opportunity to say


BOOBS!!!!!!!!!


thank you, that is all.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Sysadmin

Originally posted by: waggy
heh you forgot

11) they get b!tchy once a month!
'

"never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and does not die!"- heard this somewhere! heh

Once per month? I WISH!!


Sysadmin

ok ok i should say at least once a month.

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: GoodDad
I would like to take this opportunity to say


BOOBS!!!!!!!!!


thank you, that is all.

ROFL! Time for you to start getting out a little more.

 

[Ness]

:camera:s

 

[djplayx714]

things i know about women:

1. they all like the show friends and must see it when its on.
2. they all take at least one hour in the bathroom (two if youre late for something)
3. they all push to have sex 2 to 3 times in a row even though it was hard to get them to go the 1st time round.
4. they all think theyre fat.
5. they all think theyre the funniest thing on Earth.
6. they are as sex starved as men are.