Ten Commandments

[BAMAVOO]

(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff


It is said this is diplayed in a Jackson county court in Tennessee.

I live in Tennessee, so I can make fun of this.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Uh, okay.

 

[SSSnail]

You forgot:

11. Git ur dun!!!

 

[jjones]

I see they didn't include anything about no incest. Makes sense.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: jjones
I see they didn't include anything about no incest. Makes sense.

That's just in West Virginia.

 

[mobiblu]

I don't get it... So does that make me "normal"?

 

[judasmachine]

we should have let the South go when it wanted to...

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff


It is said this is diplayed in a Jackson county court in Tennessee.

I live in Tennessee, so I can make fun of this.

Ohh Hellll naw. Ain't noooo way buddy.

On nummer (3)..thata make fer a boring supper dontcha think?
On nummer (6)...but if she's my cussin its fair game....right?
On nummer (7)..uhh Ya'll don't hunt over dar in Tensee?
On nummer (8)..ok, just round' Ma & granny and my girls kin folk.
On nummer (10)...my best friends are Gimmey and Lemme Have, so I'ma always hankering.

DISCLAIMER: I live in North Carolina.

 

[AmigaMan]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff


It is said this is diplayed in a Jackson county court in Tennessee.

I live in Tennessee, so I can make fun of this.

Ohh Hellll naw. Ain't noooo way buddy.

On nummer (3)..thata make fer a boring supper dontcha think?
On nummer (6)...but if she's my cussin its fair game....right?
On nummer (7)..uhh Ya'll don't hunt over dar in Tensee?
On nummer (8)..ok, just round' Ma & granny and my girls kin folk.
On nummer (10)...my best friends are Gimmey and Lemme Have, so I'ma always hankering.

DISCLAIMER: I live in North Carolina.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!! Fellow norf cakalacky meeself.

 

[0roo0roo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
You forgot:

11. Git ur dun!!!

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