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Tell us about your last (or best) run in with the cops.

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My last run in was the night before Thanksgiving. A friend of mine got ridiculously drunk and belligerent while we were out drinking, and upon coming back to our apartment where his car was parked, he decided to punch out his own back windshield for no reason. This got the attention of the courtesy officer at the complex who, since he lives in the same building as me, was on the scene within seconds. Some uniformed officers followed a few minutes later.

After proving that it was his car he vandalized, they suprised us all by deciding not to take him to jail if we agreed to clean up all the broken glass.
 
Few years back I was invited to this big party. A girl I knew and had the hots for was going to be there so I got dressed up and grabbed my new music player and headed out the door. A couple friends were going to meet me at a liquor store so I decided to walk to the ATM and grab some cash.

So I'm just walking along, minding my own business, and singing along to my favorite NWA song when out of nowhere this cop shoves me to the ground. My Raybans go flying and my boombox just shatters into a million pieces. Apparently, this cop was talking to some morons who were riding on a van seat in the back of a pickup, heard me singing, and decided to bust my chops. Once he saw saw I looked just like Don Johnson, he let me go.
 
I was driving back home for Thanksgiving. My car was in cruise control going about 73 in a 70. After going down a hill, my speed had got up to about 77 despite the cruise control. As I rounded a corner at the bottom of the hill, I saw nearly 15 state troopers lined up on the side of the road with at least 5 other cars already pulled over.

The trooper informed me I was speeding and asked me if I wanted a warning or a ticket. I said something like "Uhm... a warning would be good" and the trooper got angry. He gave me a lecture on respect and then fed me lines of ass-kissery. Pissed me off, but at least I got off with a warning.
 
I was in New York State, driving a station wagon packed to the gills, as I was in the process of moving to Boston. A cop pulled me over for doing 13+, and he asked me, "Son, are you able to see out of your back window, you've got a lot of stuff in this car." I said, "Yes sir, I made sure to clear a space so that I can see out the rear view." That was true, but I had cleared the space the day before, and I had since repacked the back of the car after spending the night in a hotel. I then glanced in the rear view, hoping the clear space would still be there, and realized that I couldn't see a thing out the back window - it was completely covered by some pillows. The officer went around to the back of the car to check for the "space I cleared" and saw that there was obviously none. I got the ticket. The wife was mad for the next 150 miles.
 
Originally posted by: Adam8281
I was in New York State, driving a station wagon packed to the gills, as I was in the process of moving to Boston. A cop pulled me over for doing 13+, and he asked me, "Son, are you able to see out of your back window, you've got a lot of stuff in this car." I said, "Yes sir, I made sure to clear a space so that I can see out the rear view." That was true, but I had cleared the space the day before, and I had since repacked the back of the car after spending the night in a hotel. I then glanced in the rear view, hoping the clear space would still be there, and realized that I couldn't see a thing out the back window - it was completely covered by some pillows. The officer went around to the back of the car to check for the "space I cleared" and saw that there was obviously none. I got the ticket. The wife was mad for the next 150 miles.

That must of been a great car ride.
 
Originally posted by: IGBT
..no. nun of your biz. it's settled and overwith. jail sux.

heh-heh...ain't that the truth...especially when you're in for felony charges.

You're treated much differently by the jail staff than the run of the mill DUI offender.


The BEST time I ever had that involved the cops was when I was in the USMC...and a group of us serving as Marine Security Guards on a Navy base took over the Shore Patrol guard shack in the middle of the night...when the base commander showed up the next morning, there were Marines standing watch at the gate.

There was quite a shitstorm over that. :roll:
 
16 yo. at the time, friend and i were over at a different friend's house watching a movie. left pretty late, 12am... maybe even later. started walking home (5 min walk, same suburban neighborhood). cop pulls up behind us, puts lights on and pulls us over. gave us some bs story about how some other people were causing mischeif and thought it was us. we were very :confused. then he was like, since i stopped you i have to take you in... i told him my parents would be really pissed and i lived just a couple min away, so he drove us around the corner, woke my parents up, asked them if they knew what i was up to. the stories matched and he went away. must have been very bored that night...

i had some other close calls as a teenager but no real encounters
 
Back when I was in high school I had a fe experiences dealing with the cops, and most of them seemed to revolve around the cars we had to drive. My friends and I didn?t have a lot of money, but we were mechanically inclined, so we drove junkers that we had to constantly work on to keep running.

Story #1

I?m driving home from my girl friends house very late (2:30-3:00am), and I rush through an amber light to avoid waiting for the next green. A couple of blocks later a cop pulls me over. I pull over and roll the window down, but I don?t turn the engine off because I know the generator isn?t working and it won?t start. (I rolled it down a hill to start it at my girl friends).

Cop: Drivers License and Registration please and turn your car off please.
Me: Here you are officer, but may I please leave the engine running, as I have a dead battery and I know it won?t start again.
Cop: Turn the engine off.
Me: Yes officer (and I comply)
Cop: Where are you coming from so late?
Me: I was at my girl friends apartment and fell asleep, so know I?m just heading home.
Cop: Any drinking?
Me: No I haven?t had any alcohol tonight.

After going back to his vehicle and checking out my documents, he comes back and hands them to me and says: have a nice night, and don?t run any more yellow lights.

Thanking my lucky stars not to get a ticket, I turn the key hoping my luck would hold. Nope, the car won?t start. I?m stopped in a no parking area, so I spend the next 10 minutes pushing my car around the corner to an area I can leave it for the night, and then walk the 2 miles home.

Story #2

My friend, who lives next door, and I are out one night just kicking back at a local park chatting and smoking a few bowls of BC Bud. It was a school night and it was approaching 11pm so we figured it was time to head home. We climb into his car as mine was sitting in the driveway again impersonating a large paperweight. . As I climb in, I toss my baggie with a pipe and a few strands of pot into the glove box, and we drive home. We turn onto our street, and my buddies car pukes it?s guts out on the side of the road and stops. We attempt to push it the last ¾ of a block to get it into his driveway, but it is slightly uphill and we are too wasted to want to work that hard, so we close the doors and leave it where it is, meaning to rescue it the next day.

Well 8:30am the next day, I getting ready for school and there is a loud knock on the door. I open it to the biggest cop I have ever seen in my life. He holds up the baggie with the pipe and pot and says he found it when looking in the glove box of the abandoned vehicle down the block trying to find the registration.

Cop: Is this yours? And before you answer, you should know I?ve already spoken with the kid next door who owns the car and he claims it isn?t his and I should talk to you.
Me (reluctantly): Yes, sir that is my pipe.
Cop: Are your parents home?
Me: No sir, they have gone to work.
Cop: OK, show me some ID.

After inspecting my drivers license, and writing my name in his notebook, He tells me he is confiscating my drug paraphernalia and he will be entering my name in a register at the police station and if I get picked up with drugs again they will prosecute.

I was pissed to lose the pipe, as I had hand carved it from a beautiful piece of ironwood, and I was pissed at my friend for throwing me under the bus, but I soon came to realize it was my own fault for leaving it there, and I could hardly expect him to take the rap for it. It never did go anywhere, as I never got caught again, and the cop probably realized he didn?t have a supportable reason for searching the car.

So in both of these stories, I came out without any significant consequences, but I did develop a healthy fear of the law and was much more careful in my actions.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Got pulled over for speeding on my motorcycle a couple months ago. First ticket in probably 10+ years...I'm going to traffic school for it though to keep the points off my record.

Cop was really cool, we talked about bikes for a few minutes and he didn't give me a ticket for having earbuds in...although he could have. He was on a motorcycle too.

I have had more run-ins with cops than I would like to admit. The thing you have to remember is that they are people too. When someone starts telling them how to do their job or giving them an attitude, they are going to be shitty with them. I always try to make it a good time for everyone involved. The big thing is to just tell the truth. It makes their job easier and it will make things better for you in the long run.

Learning this has meant the difference between getting slammed into the top of police cars and standing around bullshitting with the cops while they let me smoke a couple cigs before taking me to jail.

And yes, I have been to jail that many times.
 
Most memorable:

When I was younger in college, I was in some stupid shit and was using and occasionally selling large amounts of hard drugs. One time, I was with a friend at a 7-11 picking up some drinks. I had a thin fall jacket on with one large zippered pocked on my chest. Inside the pocket was at least 1/2oz of cocaine and about 5-6 grams of heroin. I was higher than hell, my pupils pinpoint, and sweating like a maniac from a massive speedball I had shot up about 5 minutes before walking into the store. When we walked in there, we saw two big cops ordering sandwiches at the counter...so, naturally, while I was waiting in line, I thought it would be amusing to chat up the cop with this MASSIVE bulge of dope in my open jacket pocket with the bag tops sticking slightly out of the top, while twitching and sweating like hell. I talked to one of them about their shift times, asked about events/arrestees from their day, drug crimes in the area, etc. with this big shiteating smile on my face the whole time. My friend got so scared that he backed out of the store and booked it before I left, thinking I had gone nuts and was going to get popped. Didn't happen - I had a nice, long convo with the officer and we both bid each other pleasant days and went our separate ways after I checked out. Nothing eventful, but amusing (for me) nonetheless. A little bit of adrenaline mixed with the other cocktail going through my veins. 😉

Last (and worst): Wound up with a friend in his car, who had apparently just shot up a bunch of heroin before he came to me, and watched him slowly nod out and go unconscious. He started turning blue and his pulse went to nothing, so I pulled him out of the car, performed CPR and called 911. Cops, ambulance, etc. all arrived in full force and shot him up with no less than 4 doses of Narcan. They told me later that he had gone under pretty far and no doubt would either be brain dead or fully dead had I not been doing CPR on him for the about 7-9 minutes that went by between the time he went out and when they arrived. Not fun at all, but he is alive to this day and is presently clean, as am I.

Stay away from drugs, and stay in school. Sounds like canned advice, but good Christ you have no idea how important those two things can be...

 
Bout 3 weeks ago - driving down the mile long 25mph residential street leading to the main road. Playing DJ Magic Mike - old school bass track - as loud as it goes (300W to a 10" JL Audio) - it can be felt about 25 feet away and audible at least 100 feet. Don't ask me why, just wanted to hear my speakers. I'm not a basshead - else I'd have kickers or lanzar and some garbage amp, and I'd have a 15 or 18" that uses my trunk as an enclosure.

Anyhoo I get the bright idea to just gun it. I do. Mind you - I KNOW that cops are on this road all the time, I KNOW that they sit there and laser all day long - I KNOW better. I just do it. Not within 50 feet and before the turbo could even spool up (its a pt cruiser, not a ricer either) - I got Irish Cop pulling me over. He only got me at 41.

 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Post em up, good or bad!

My last one was pretty entertaining. I was partying with a couple chicks and they ended up getting drunk and belligerent. I had enough and regretfully decided to bail. I was far away from home and it was snowing like crazy. I could barely see and it was 5 am. I finally found the highway and figured I could make it the 40 miles home. I did ok until I exited the highway. I slid on some snowy, slushy goo and hit the curb. I automatically looked in the rear view and sure enough there were blue lights flashing. I decided I wanted a smoke before I went to jail, so I lit up and figured I would pull over when I was done. Once I heard sirens and saw another set of lights, I figured it was time to pull over. I pulled into a little parking lot and saw the cop was greeting me with his pistol aimed at my head. He got me out of the car and we had a pretty fun conversation.

Him: Have you been drinking?
Me: Yep
Him: Well, do you think you should be driving?
Me: Nope


He started having me do the field sobriety tests and I was freezing. I asked him if I could just take the breathalyzer and he said he had to follow procedure. Fair enough. I asked him to search my pockets so I could put my hands in them without him getting jumpy. He chuckled and told me I was good. After all the fun and games, he puts me in his car and we start chatting about where I work etc. He asks me if I am married and all I could come up with was, "I've never been that drunk!" He actually snorted he laughed so hard.

He was a pretty cool guy when he didn't have a gun to my head. He even let me text my boss and a couple other people to let them know I was going to be unavailable for a few days. I was texting while I was in jail! The trade off was that in order for him to let me text, I had to show him the pics I had on my phone from the girls earlier that night :evil:


Wow, you're pretty fucking cool, maybe next time you'll even careen into someone
 
Originally posted by: bobdole369
Bout 3 weeks ago - driving down the mile long 25mph residential street leading to the main road. Playing DJ Magic Mike - old school bass track - as loud as it goes (300W to a 10" JL Audio) - it can be felt about 25 feet away and audible at least 100 feet. Don't ask me why, just wanted to hear my speakers. I'm not a basshead - else I'd have kickers or lanzar and some garbage amp, and I'd have a 15 or 18" that uses my trunk as an enclosure.

Anyhoo I get the bright idea to just gun it. I do. Mind you - I KNOW that cops are on this road all the time, I KNOW that they sit there and laser all day long - I KNOW better. I just do it. Not within 50 feet and before the turbo could even spool up (its a pt cruiser, not a ricer either) - I got Irish Cop pulling me over. He only got me at 41.

Even with a turbo a PT Cruiser could probably only hit 41 after 10 or so seconds.
 
My one and only run-in with cops was back in 1982. I bought 2 nickel-bags of MJ in NY. (back then a nickel-bag gave you seven nice fat joints, so the bags were pretty thick). It was winter and I was wearing a black jacket. I had hair down to my mid back and a full beard. My buddies used to call me Serpico. Anyway, I have the stuff in my inside jacket pocket. I was with my friend and we were cold and on our way home. I decide to climb over a fence and cut through a park on Essex street to save some time. As soon as we hit the ground 2 flashlights are immediately turned on and these 2 plain clothes cops come out of no where. I am like, oh shit, I am gonna get busted with this stuff and take my friend down with me. I had already planned in my head to take off as soon as I was gonna get busted.

Anyway, so I have these 2 fat nickle-bags in my pocket and these 2 cops decide to ask WTF were we doing climbing the fence into the park after midnight, I play it cool and say well, I live a couplla blocks away and its cold and I know this park and I just was taking a shortcut. They almost bought it but my friend looked nervous so they started to frick him while telling me to stay still.

My buddy has nothing so they approach me. I am about to book but dont want to have my friend get in trouble. So these cops start frisking me, pants pockets first, then the outer pockets then one cop sticks his hand in my inside pocket were the bags are. Well, I had a lot of stuff in that pocket other than the bag, panny candies, gum and such. He grabs a handfull and looks at it with his flaslight. I see one of the bags (they used to be manilla colored back then) buried in all the cany and gum. The cop doesnt. He hands my stuff back and tells us to beat it. So we go home and roll-up.

Thats it. I never ever got busted by cops, and believe me, I have done tons of shit.
 
Originally posted by: child of wonder
Few years back I was invited to this big party. A girl I knew and had the hots for was going to be there so I got dressed up and grabbed my new music player and headed out the door. A couple friends were going to meet me at a liquor store so I decided to walk to the ATM and grab some cash.

So I'm just walking along, minding my own business, and singing along to my favorite NWA song when out of nowhere this cop shoves me to the ground. My Raybans go flying and my boombox just shatters into a million pieces. Apparently, this cop was talking to some morons who were riding on a van seat in the back of a pickup, heard me singing, and decided to bust my chops. Once he saw saw I looked just like Don Johnson, he let me go.

what...
 
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: child of wonder
Few years back I was invited to this big party. A girl I knew and had the hots for was going to be there so I got dressed up and grabbed my new music player and headed out the door. A couple friends were going to meet me at a liquor store so I decided to walk to the ATM and grab some cash.

So I'm just walking along, minding my own business, and singing along to my favorite NWA song when out of nowhere this cop shoves me to the ground. My Raybans go flying and my boombox just shatters into a million pieces. Apparently, this cop was talking to some morons who were riding on a van seat in the back of a pickup, heard me singing, and decided to bust my chops. Once he saw saw I looked just like Don Johnson, he let me go.

what...

It's a mini-parody crafted after a portion of a story posted earlier in the thread.

Mad lol.
 
Originally posted by: CRXican
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: child of wonder
Few years back I was invited to this big party. A girl I knew and had the hots for was going to be there so I got dressed up and grabbed my new music player and headed out the door. A couple friends were going to meet me at a liquor store so I decided to walk to the ATM and grab some cash.

So I'm just walking along, minding my own business, and singing along to my favorite NWA song when out of nowhere this cop shoves me to the ground. My Raybans go flying and my boombox just shatters into a million pieces. Apparently, this cop was talking to some morons who were riding on a van seat in the back of a pickup, heard me singing, and decided to bust my chops. Once he saw saw I looked just like Don Johnson, he let me go.

what...

It's a mini-parody crafted after a portion of a story posted earlier in the thread.

Mad lol.

The first paragraph is purely 'child of wonder'...his posts are all the same...when he talks about himself.

the second part I do remember reading near the top...guess it was just not as funny 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Polish3d



Wow, you're pretty fucking cool, maybe next time you'll even careen into someone

I freely admit that I was a douche in my former life. I have learned from my mistakes and made amends with my past. I have also learned that I shouldn't judge people's actions...its not my place.
 
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: Polish3d



Wow, you're pretty fucking cool, maybe next time you'll even careen into someone

I freely admit that I was a douche in my former life. I have learned from my mistakes and made amends with my past. I have also learned that I shouldn't judge people's actions...its not my place.

:thumbsup:
 
we were out in a national forest that offers a shooting range where you can shoot for 3 bucks all day. we were in our jeep, and had our pistol in the back seat unloaded and the slide locked. we came up from our campsite and were driving over to the range. As we came up to this intersection, i noticed there was a roadblock. as i got closer, i saw it was a park ranger, a sherriff and a marshall. i pulled up to the road block not thinking anything of it.
the marshall walked up and looked in the jeep and asked if we had any alcohol.... or firearms.
I looked at him and told him no alcohol. my wife was just sitting there watching.
he asked again if we had any firearms.
At that time he backed away from the jeep and reached for the handle of his pistol. my wife threw her arms up and yelled, Gun we have a gun!
i explained everything, and he told us that outside of hunting season firearms can not be brought through this part of the forest. we should have gone around to the range. he said he wouldn't fine us and told us to be more careful.
we went and shot, and that was it.
to this day, i am more then glad to imitate the wife, and yell gun, we have a gun with my hands in the air.
 
Alright, time for mine:

Last summer I was with my girlfriend and it was a beautiful night, so we decided to go hang out at a local park/playground. I didn't see any signs anywhere saying that the park closed after sundown or whatever and it wasn't that late (maybe 9:30) so I figured it was fine. I pulled into the end of the parking lot and we got out and laid down on the hood. We were just talking, honestly not doing anything illegal or wrong, and I see this cop drive real slow past the parking lot entrance. He sees us, puts it in reverse, and goes back to the entrance and just sits there for a minute or two. I figured he was going to tell us to go home, so I was going to leave... but I decided that the cop probably would just chase us down anyhow. The cop pulls in the parking lot and drives to the end where we were, then back to the entrance, then back to us again before rolling down his window and talking to us. This is pretty much how the conversation went:

Cop: What are you two doing out here?
Me: Nothing really, just hanging out.
( I have my hands in my pockets, as I always do, so he says something)
Cop: What's in your pockets?
Me: My car keys and cell phone? Would you like me to show you?
Cop: Sure.
(I take out my stuff slowly and hold it out for him to see)
Cop: Alright. Why did your girlfriend jump off the hood when I pulled up?
Me: I would guess that you startled her.
Cop: I see.
*silence*
Me: ...Would you like us to leave?
Cop: You don't have to.
Me: Ok...
Me: We're going to leave anyhow. You have a good night officer.

I'm guessing that the cop thought we were on some drugs or were dealing them or something... otherwise I don't see why he would have talked to us if we weren't breaking any laws or trespassing.
 
My best was being caught by the local sheriff making out with his niece on a country road. He was cool though and told us to go back to town.
 
Originally posted by: Kev
Only: My dumbass friend decides to piss on a well lit building on broad and chestnut in center city philly as a police van walks by. He gets a citation while I laugh my ass off the entire time.

Hell of a trick, that.
 
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