Originally posted by: Locut0s
To get the full effect you have to read all of these in a row:
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
* Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
* What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
* How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
* What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
* What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
* How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!
* How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
* How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Taken from:
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/
