Tell the story about how you got busted having porn on your computer

[dj2004]

Originally posted by: D1gger
Back in the day, my first internet connection was dial-up, and I used it to download pr0n (i'd wait all afternoon for a 2 minutes clip of some action). When broadband became available in our area I signed up, and the cable technician came to install it. After getting it up and running he wanted to show off how fast it was, so he asked me what sites I like to visit, then he jumped into my history and found links to all kinds of pr0n sites. I turned red and he quickly closed the history and jumped into something else. Soon after he left I cleaned the history and have kept it clean ever since.

lol. Great story.

 

[BlacKJesuS]

Meat in hand....nuff said



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[BlacKJesuS]

actually...there was this once time i went to bed b4 cuttin the smut off and my mom looks @ the computer then yells at me for having stupid 3d screen savers

 

[The Batt?sai]

:laugh:

never busted but i saw some gay porn on my computer from my little brother. he's gay or bi 😕


i walked in on a roomate in college who was fapping and he tried to get up real quick to stop, and i said calmly "I can come back another time if you like" :laugh: 😀😀😀😀

 

[Baked]

Never. System is PW protected.

 

[neutralizer]

Back when I was really young, I got cable and it was really fast and also I didn't have my own computer so I'm browsing the pr0n and my dad remote desktops from home. I panicked and hit ctrl+alt+del for some reason and then the phone rings. It's my dad and he's pissed. After that, I got my own computer and it auto-locks when I go idle. I did find my grandfather's pr0n hidden against the crack between the wall and his favorite chair.

 

[Kanalua]

I caught my brother in law "shakin' hands with the bishop" when we were friends in college (before I married his sister). Luckily he was on my roommates bed, not mine. He was watching some news channel, not even pr0n. I opened the door coming home from class, and he was sitting on the edge of the bed, c@ck in hand. Didn't put it away or anything, just frozen there...for what seemed like five minutes...very ackward...

 

[imported_bum]

So... who's good the largest stash of goodies here?

 

[BlacKJesuS]

Originally posted by: bum
So... who's good the largest stash of goodies here?

Got about 120 gigs.....people pay good for it

 

[imported_bum]

Damn, I lose.

 

[neutralizer]

I lose too. I have only 2.25 GB.

 

[Raduque]

Back more then 10 years ago, before I had my own computer, we had a shared computer. Till the day I actually got my own computer, I'd managed to hide it, but I guess I left a pic or two somewhere after copying it to disks, and my mom found it. I was still setting up my new computer in the dining room (I didn't have a desk in my room yet), and she comes in from the front room and says "What's this?" and points to the old computers monitor. While I'm there going "uhhhhh" trying to think of an excuse, my dad's sitting on the couch laughing his ass off at me, and my mom just shakes her head and says "Next time, just hide it better." Now days, I don't hide it, but I DO keep it off a shared drive 😀

 

[KingofCamelot]

When I was around 13 my older sister found a single softcore picture in the music download folder on our shared comp. Luckily I had the rest hidden, I just forgot that one. 😀 She consulted her boyfriend about it and he said so what, so she just told me to hide it better and not to become a porn addict. Later her new boyfriend was over and found my porn stash on the shared comp. 😱 Got another talk from my sister for that one. Then about 2 years later I had my own comp, and I found porn in the shared music folder on my sister's comp. :Q