Tell me something about yourself that most people wouldn't know

[imported_Tomato]

I have hitchhiker's thumbs. I can bend them both back to a 90-degree angle.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Sideswipe001
I was ranked #6 in the nation in Warcraft 2 for a while.

You should start a thread on things you should never tell people outside of a computer forum...

Also known as the "These are really, really, really bad pick-up lines." thread.

LOL

"hey baby, so....I once played GTA: Vice City for 23 and a half hours straight. so, sup bitch, sex?"

 

[SunnyD]

I went commando yesterday.

 

[lokiju]

my cats breath smells like cat food

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: blazert40
my cats breath smells like cat food

Sheesh, everyone knows that.

- M4H

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Dezign
I have hitchhiker's thumbs. I can bend them both back to a 90-degree angle.

:camera:s!

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
My dick is so big, I could use it for a necktie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hardon and killing myself.

- M4H

Oh, BABY!!!!

hey, M4H...whatcha doin tonite?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
My dick is so big, I could use it for a necktie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hardon and killing myself.

- M4H

Oh, BABY!!!!

hey, M4H...whatcha doin tonite?

Pretending he has a large penis. You know...like he does every night.

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
My dick is so big, I could use it for a necktie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hardon and killing myself.

- M4H

Oh, BABY!!!!

hey, M4H...whatcha doin tonite?

Pretending he has a large penis. You know...like he does every night.

He promised me last nite that he was getting a webcam....maybe I should make him prove "it"

 

[pyonir]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: pyonir
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LMAO!!

STOP...you're gonna make me close the door to my office...

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
My dick is so big, I could use it for a necktie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hardon and killing myself.

- M4H

Oh, BABY!!!!

hey, M4H...whatcha doin tonite?

Pretending he has a large penis. You know...like he does every night.

He promised me last nite that he was getting a webcam....maybe I should make him prove "it"

:Q


IXNAY ON THE ANGWAY!! IXNAY ON THE ANGWAY!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

 

[pyonir]

If M4H gets a webcam....and posts it here. I'm quitting Anandtech.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: pyonir
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LMAO!!

STOP...you're gonna make me close the door to my office...

Really? Then what?


/cues 70's pr0n soundtrack

 

[UNCjigga]

When I was a kid I went to the hospital to have a tooth removed from my nose...it was growing out of nowhere and was unlike any 'human' tooth...more like a fang actually.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pyonir
If M4H gets a webcam....and posts it here. I'm quitting Anandtech.

/Paypals M4H $50 for a webcam and a "Mr. Stiffy" personal penis pump

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
My dick is so big, I could use it for a necktie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hardon and killing myself.

- M4H

Oh, BABY!!!!

hey, M4H...whatcha doin tonite?

Pretending he has a large penis. You know...like he does every night.

He promised me last nite that he was getting a webcam....maybe I should make him prove "it"

:Q


IXNAY ON THE ANGWAY!! IXNAY ON THE ANGWAY!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

Say, Fausto, what's your email again? Uh huh.

And you can receive a JPG of how big? Really? Wow.

*click*

:evil:

- M4H

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
My dick is so big, I could use it for a necktie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hardon and killing myself.

- M4H

Oh, BABY!!!!

hey, M4H...whatcha doin tonite?

Pretending he has a large penis. You know...like he does every night.

He promised me last nite that he was getting a webcam....maybe I should make him prove "it"

:Q


IXNAY ON THE ANGWAY!! IXNAY ON THE ANGWAY!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

Say, Fausto, what's your email again? Uh huh.

And you can receive a JPG of how big? Really? Wow.

*click*

:evil:

- M4H

Computer.


Tree chipper.


There was no other solution.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir
If M4H gets a webcam....and posts it here. I'm quitting Anandtech.

/Paypals M4H $50 for a webcam and a "Mr. Stiffy" personal penis pump

Feel the love. :brokenheart:

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir
If M4H gets a webcam....and posts it here. I'm quitting Anandtech.

/Paypals M4H $50 for a webcam and a "Mr. Stiffy" personal penis pump

No way, you can't get both for $50. My Mr. Stiffy cost $89 after reba...err...no

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir
If M4H gets a webcam....and posts it here. I'm quitting Anandtech.

/Paypals M4H $50 for a webcam and a "Mr. Stiffy" personal penis pump

Geez, if he'll pay $50 for THAT, what'll he do for what happens after I close the door...???

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir
If M4H gets a webcam....and posts it here. I'm quitting Anandtech.

/Paypals M4H $50 for a webcam and a "Mr. Stiffy" personal penis pump

Geez, if he'll pay $50 for THAT, what'll he do for what happens after I close the door...???

a buck two eighty.

 

[pyonir]

oh...and something that people wouldn't know? I'm a thread hijacker.

Well, i guess they know that.

 

[dquan97]

In college, I used to play intramural roller hockey as a goalie with no chest protection. Fortunately, I wised up. Tonight, I'm playing in the playoff game as our team is the back-to-back champs. 92% save %

 

[iwearnosox]

I'm a moderator.