Televangelist Kenneth Copeland ‘blows wind of God’ at Covid-19 to ‘destroy’ pandemic

[thilanliyan]

I’m no doctor but bleach kills microbes... drink bleach.... if it has any unwanted side effects don’t blame me, I told you I’m not a doctor.

In these tough times, bleach may be hard to get...meanwhile God's wind will flow freely and only requires a small one time donation of 10% of Donald's "VOTE FOR ME!!!" soshulism check. All proceeds go toward Copeland's "I can't be taking planes with the poors" fund.

 

[Juiblex]

I keep hoping conservatives die in mass numbers

And liberals said they didn't like conservatives because the conservatives wanted (xyz) dead (so you claimed). Now we've come full circle. Thanks for speaking your truth though. You are the enemy you claim to hate.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

This is just awful. You also have Trump still pushing hydroxychloroquine lies. These degenerates are getting people dead.

When did Trump start writing prescriptions?

 

[Greenman]

I keep hoping conservatives die in mass numbers but I bet it won't be enough to protect Donald in November.

Guess you should have aimed a bit better when you were shooting up the hooters parking lot. Would have produced a better result.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I've seen better-looking corpses in a coffin.

 

[cytg111]

Every time I see this guy’s face, I need to decide whether:

A) He just came.
B) He just murdered a prostitute.
C) He’s possessed by a demon, or
D) All of the above.

Jim Jones

 

[Vic]

Televangelists serve only one purpose on this world, and that is to ensure that children don't receive their inheritances.

 

[balloonshark]

Is "wind of God" code for a really big fart? I've dropped a few bombs over the years that I'm pretty sure could kill a virus.

I guess this is what he means by 'winds of god'.

** NSFW and low brow but funny and surprisingly relevant video.

 

[nakedfrog]

Casting "Wind of God"...huh.

What level of wizard do you have to be for this spell?

I just checked, looks like it's a 7th level charlatan spell.

 

[cytg111]

I just checked, looks like it's a 7th level charlatan spell.

3.5 or 4.0 ?

 

[Greenman]

I guess this is what he means by 'winds of god'.

** NSFW and low brow but funny and surprisingly relevant video.

That fellow is crazy as a shithouse rat.

 

[Jhhnn]

That fellow is crazy as a shithouse rat.

Touched by God!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Heh. Florida says "hold my beer".

Pshhh! This is Florida. If you can't do it with a beer in one hand, was it really worth doing?

 

[Printed Circuit Bro]

Religion is a necrotic infection.

 

[nakedfrog]

3.5 or 4.0 ?

2nd Edition. Fight me!

 

[Fenixgoon]

2nd Edition. Fight me!

My THAC0 is godly. You better have a super negative AC, bruh