Wanescotting
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They they were getting ready for thier first formal. Bob, who has a wooden eye was getting nervous. His friend Mike looks at him and says " look Bob, we are going to the dance, and we are going to have fun. Additionally, I promise you will find someone who will dance with you, despite your wooden eye". Bob decides that he will go, and have fun.
The guys get to to the dance, and immediatly Mike has girls lined up to dance with him, so he hits the dance floor, while Bob stands against the wall.
1 hour goes by, and Mike notices that Bob still has no one to dance with, so he stops dancing, goes over to Bob and says "hey get your ass on the dance floor" Bob looks up and says "no one wants to dance with me". Mike glances across the room, and sees a girl with a hairy upper lip. "look Bob", says Mike " I bet she will dance with you". The guys head across the room, and approach the girl.
Bob looks the girl in the eye and says " hey, I noticed you have no one to dance with, would you like to dance?". The girl is thrilled, and she says "would I, would I?". Bob glances back at her angrily, and says "hair lip, hair lip".
The guys get to to the dance, and immediatly Mike has girls lined up to dance with him, so he hits the dance floor, while Bob stands against the wall.
1 hour goes by, and Mike notices that Bob still has no one to dance with, so he stops dancing, goes over to Bob and says "hey get your ass on the dance floor" Bob looks up and says "no one wants to dance with me". Mike glances across the room, and sees a girl with a hairy upper lip. "look Bob", says Mike " I bet she will dance with you". The guys head across the room, and approach the girl.
Bob looks the girl in the eye and says " hey, I noticed you have no one to dance with, would you like to dance?". The girl is thrilled, and she says "would I, would I?". Bob glances back at her angrily, and says "hair lip, hair lip".
