Teen Accused of Drumstick Sodomy

[imported_weadjust]

Did he poke him with the round end or the end with the little head on it?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Would Drumstick Sodomy be a good name for a sick band? I think so.

No! I already claimed it as a song name!

show me the lyrics!

I'll have to get the band together and come up with them this weekend

You could name the band Moshquerade

We've already got a name and a website (although it's complete crap since I've never actually worked on it, just put it up as a placeholder)

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: weadjust
Did he poke him with the round end or the end with the little head on it?

Does it really make a difference in the end?

 

[Platypus]

I came for chicken, I stayed for crappy ass puns

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Platypus
I came for chicken, I stayed for crappy ass puns

That's a pretty good one there, too :laugh:

 

[vi edit]

You dirty chicken cluckers

That picture is dying for a photochop.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
You dirty chicken cluckers

That picture is dying for a photochop.

This drumstick tastes like SH1T!

 

[JRich]

OH SNAP!

 

[Platypus]

And now ladies and gents, I present: endgame.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Platypus
And now ladies and gents, I present: endgame.

What's that quote in Fausto's sig....something about rolling a thread right up to the brink of moral oblivion and then drop kicking it over the edge

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Platypus
And now ladies and gents, I present: endgame.

What's that quote in Fausto's sig....something about rolling a thread right up to the brink of moral oblivion and then drop kicking it over the edge

Fausto is more anal than this thread.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Platypus
I came for chicken, I stayed for crappy ass puns

That's a pretty good one there, too :laugh:

that has lyrics potential.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Platypus
I came for chicken, I stayed for crappy ass puns

That's a pretty good one there, too :laugh:

that has lyrics potential.

It would rhyme with a line ending in "buns" ondering;

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Platypus
I came for chicken, I stayed for crappy ass puns

That's a pretty good one there, too :laugh:

that has lyrics potential.

It would rhyme with a line ending in "buns" ondering;

And runs and nuns!

Fo funs!

 

[randay]

two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff


ba-dum tsh!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Unheard
For some reason I was thinking chicken.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Unheard
For some reason I was thinking chicken.

Me too heheheh

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Unheard
For some reason I was thinking chicken.

Me too heheheh

I think everyone does when they read the headline.

 

[slikmunks]

haha this thread is awesome.

 

[Number1]

Here is a full description of the offending instrument:


The Anatomy of a Drumstick

Yes it is safe for work, however, what are you doing in this thread if you are at work?

 

[KLin]

I was thinking this.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: KLin
I was thinking this.

roflmao me too. Then I thoguth chicken. It actually took a concerted effort for my brain to finally picture a real drumstick .



anyways, man, koreans and japanese do this to each other all the time, except w/ their fingers (look up kancho). Also, when I was living in the dorms in college, some unfortunate soul was tied up and bound w/ his pants down. His friends/initiators/fratdudes/etc/whatevers proceeded to stick something up his arse while he was screaming. It was hard to hear him scream since his mouth was taped up.

it was pretty unsightly. I donno what happened to them afterwards.

 

[Number1]

Originally posted by: KLin
I was thinking this.

That would be hard to stick into somebody's ass.

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: heathertre

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
for a second, i thought it was with a chicken drumstick.

i was like "who carries chicken into a locker room with them? "

I thought it was chicken too. So glad it wasn't a chicken drumstick. Not to sound like I was glad it was a drumstick but to be sodomized by chicken...:disgust:

Would give a whole new meaning to "chickensh!t" now wouldn't it?

*groan*

That's what he did, I'm sure.

:shocked:

Yep...

 

[UberNeuman]

I hope it wasn't finger lickin' good.....