Tee hee hee.

[dennilfloss]

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/dennilfloss/names.jpg

That is baaaaaaad but it made me giggle. :laugh:

(It's from The Onion in case you wonder.)

 

[pontifex]

sinutab and propecia, lol

 

[Mrvile]

I dunno.

The black ones are right on (Newport??) but I don't think I've ever met an asian Rick, Tim, or Chris. I know a lot of asian Peters and Jimmys.

 

[lobbyone]

Newport FTW!

 

[dennilfloss]

Well, here are some names mentioned on Ars Technica:

My son (14) goes to school with some kids who have names like (and no, I put my hand over my heart and promise that NONE of these are fabrications):

LaDavius
LaCelica (you know, her Mom is named LaToyota, okay so I made up that part)
Devante
LaQueshika (I may be spelling that wrong)
OQuekus (not making that one up)
LaQuincy (hahahaha, I laughed just typing that in - not made up!)
Aveniquno
Jaqueius
Kymyatta
Shataveon
LaPrincia
Kirasha
Deanzio
LiQuevias
Devonte
Sherrod

 

[amol]

It's missing "Tiffany" from the "Asian girls" list ...

 

[doze]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
I dunno.

The black ones are right on (Newport??) but I don't think I've ever met an asian Rick, Tim, or Chris. I know a lot of asian Peters and Jimmys.

:Q

 

[ryan256]

One I saw while working as a bank teller. SheNegra. wtf! Never will forget that one.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: doze

Originally posted by: Mrvile
I dunno.

The black ones are right on (Newport??) but I don't think I've ever met an asian Rick, Tim, or Chris. I know a lot of asian Peters and Jimmys.

:Q

hahahaha

 

[Kadarin]

:laugh:

 

[MisterJackson]

My next son shall be named Makaveli 😉. I wanted to name my first son Dante or Damian, but the wifey objected strongly.

 

[yllus]

Dear lord, the white names are becoming almost as bad as the made-up black names. Austin? Dakota? Madison? Asians, thank you for holding strong.

My daughter's name will be Alia.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: doze

Originally posted by: Mrvile
I dunno.

The black ones are right on (Newport??) but I don't think I've ever met an asian Rick, Tim, or Chris. I know a lot of asian Peters and Jimmys.

:Q

Yup. Note to Mrvile: On the internet, it's not what you meant, it's the way it sounds that really counts! :Q

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: yllus
Dear lord, the white names are becoming almost as bad as the made-up black names. Austin? Dakota? Madison? Asians, thank you for holding strong.

My daughter's name will be Alia.

Maybe the list of white names is made up too. 🙂

 

[FrustratedUser]

LOL and WTFBBQ.

 

[dennilfloss]

LaBamba. 😎

 

[lobbyone]

Saddam!

 

[AStar617]

Names by white Mormons in Utah are just as fvcked up--if not more--than "our" creations. :roll:

For the record, LaPrell is a Mormon, not black, name.

http://wesclark.com/ubn/

 

[JulesMaximus]

Dakota a man's name? More like a porn star's name...:laugh:

 

[Ricemarine]

🙁... Figures... #1 asian name is my name... :shocked:
I know a Chris too.., and a Sue, and a Caitlin, and a Brandon...

But Propecia and Sinutab?...

 

[dennilfloss]

There's a famous Brandon here at AnandTech. 😉

 

[yosuke188]

I feel like Alex should be up there instead of Rick with Asian names.

 

[Ika]

This must be a joke.

 

[dennilfloss]

The Onion never jokes. 😉

 

[Howard]

But seriously, what is the inspiration for the "black" names?