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Tech Support Funny

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Mayfriday0529

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A Custumer that i been helping over email is pissed because it didnt work and wants to Sue us for wasting his time..

Ha ha... some people are really idiots.
 
Originally posted by: lancestorm
<sarcasm> Please!!!! The details are toooooo much OP. Give us cliff notes!!</sarcasm>
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Now that's funny! :laugh:

Cheers lancestorm :beer:
 
Originally posted by: lancestorm
<sarcasm> Please!!!! The details are toooooo much OP. Give us cliff notes!!</sarcasm>
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That's really all he said, besides i'm returning the product and " i should sue you for wasting my time trying to fix this product"


Here is another call today. A lady called and was pissed off that her laptop didnt work anymore and she explain to me that she got the recall letter for the power supply and she was all pissed about it and asked me what we could do for her.

I said "nothing" please call Dell, wrong number lady.
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: lancestorm
<sarcasm> Please!!!! The details are toooooo much OP. Give us cliff notes!!</sarcasm>
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That's really all he said, besides i'm returning the product and " i should sue you for wasting my time trying to fix this product"
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As dense as a brick :roll:
 
Yes, that's hilarious. Company sells something fvcked up that they're too fvcking stupid to fix.
Bu-ahhhh-ha-ha.
Who do you work for so I can make a conscious effort at avoiding? Sony?
 
Originally posted by: shilala
Yes, that's hilarious. Company sells something fvcked up that they're too fvcking stupid to fix.
Bu-ahhhh-ha-ha.
Who do you work for so I can make a conscious effort at avoiding? Sony?
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Actually wrong. The product works but, it is not working on his system because a know third party software is installed that will break it, which the third party company has acknowledge that they know about it and will fix it, but he blames us.
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: shilala
Yes, that's hilarious. Company sells something fvcked up that they're too fvcking stupid to fix.
Bu-ahhhh-ha-ha.
Who do you work for so I can make a conscious effort at avoiding? Sony?
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Actually wrong. The product works but, it is not working on his system because a know third party software is installed that will break it, which the third party company has acknowledge that they know about it and will fix it, but he blames us.
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How did I know that you'd say that?
Oh, I know...
Tech Support rule #1
Never, ever take responsibility when you can blame it on someone else.
I'm sure that when the customer bought said product he was forewarned that it wouldn't operate with third party whatever, eh? Oh, I see, you guys didn't know about it until after he bought it.
You're right, the customer is clearly an idiot and has all the time in the world to waste. He's completely unimportant and his purchase has nothing at all to do with putting food in the mouths of the companies' employees.
 
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: shilala
Yes, that's hilarious. Company sells something fvcked up that they're too fvcking stupid to fix.
Bu-ahhhh-ha-ha.
Who do you work for so I can make a conscious effort at avoiding? Sony?
Click to expand...


Actually wrong. The product works but, it is not working on his system because a know third party software is installed that will break it, which the third party company has acknowledge that they know about it and will fix it, but he blames us.
Click to expand...

How did I know that you'd say that?
Oh, I know...
Tech Support rule #1
Never, ever take responsibility when you can blame it on someone else.
I'm sure that when the customer bought said product he was forewarned that it wouldn't operate with third party whatever, eh? Oh, I see, you guys didn't know about it until after he bought it.
You're right, the customer is clearly an idiot and has all the time in the world to waste. He's completely unimportant and his purchase has nothing at all to do with putting food in the mouths of the companies' employees.
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Yes blame it on someone else because obviously you hate tech support. the product that breaks our software is technically used to hack our software to do things that you are not suppose to do, so really he is messing himself. Its like hacking your Itune software and breaking it. Why should we tell you about it if you the customer know you are using it for illegal things.

He bought the product assuming it should work because he read it about it on other websites.

Here is a Tip don't assume anything ask first.
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
A Custumer that i been helping over email is pissed because it didnt work and wants to Sue us for wasting his time..

Ha ha... some people are really idiots.
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if your email support is anything like this post, I'm not surprised. in fact I would like to sue you myself.
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: shilala
Yes, that's hilarious. Company sells something fvcked up that they're too fvcking stupid to fix.
Bu-ahhhh-ha-ha.
Who do you work for so I can make a conscious effort at avoiding? Sony?
Click to expand...


Actually wrong. The product works but, it is not working on his system because a know third party software is installed that will break it, which the third party company has acknowledge that they know about it and will fix it, but he blames us.
Click to expand...

How did I know that you'd say that?
Oh, I know...
Tech Support rule #1
Never, ever take responsibility when you can blame it on someone else.
I'm sure that when the customer bought said product he was forewarned that it wouldn't operate with third party whatever, eh? Oh, I see, you guys didn't know about it until after he bought it.
You're right, the customer is clearly an idiot and has all the time in the world to waste. He's completely unimportant and his purchase has nothing at all to do with putting food in the mouths of the companies' employees.
Click to expand...


Yes blame it on someone else because obviously you hate tech support. the product that breaks our software is technically used to hack our software to do things that you are not suppose to do, so really he is messing himself. Its like hacking your Itune software and breaking it. Why should we tell you about it if you the customer know you are using it for illegal things.
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I like tech support. I dislike bad tech support. I like to be treated the way I deserve to be treated, and I treat other people the same way (unless they are on aol, of course).

"Why should we tell you about it if you the customer know you are using it for illegal things"?
Because ink is cheap, and it's the right thing to do.
It also keeps this exact situation from arising, keeps people from getting pissed off, creates a good customer/company relationship, fosters goodwill, creates happy customers, stimulates word-of-mouth sales, and so on.
 
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
A Custumer that i been helping over email is pissed because it didnt work and wants to Sue us for wasting his time..

Ha ha... some people are really idiots.
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if your email support is anything like this post, I'm not surprised. in fact I would like to sue you myself.
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No way, we helped him completely, finally when we realized what the real problem was, after he finally admited what he was trying to do we told him that it would not work, and he got pissed and blah blah blah.

 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
A Custumer that i been helping over email is pissed because it didnt work and wants to Sue us for wasting his time..

Ha ha... some people are really idiots.
Click to expand...

if your email support is anything like this post, I'm not surprised. in fact I would like to sue you myself.
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No way, we helped him completely, finally when we realized what the real problem was, after he finally admited what he was trying to do we told him that it would not work, and he got pissed and blah blah blah.
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He was referring to your lame original post that included no relevant information whatsoever.

Still not finding the funny, no matter how much I press refresh.
 
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