Team Edward or Team Jacob?

[Adrenaline]

must be a moderator only option
i haven't read the books or seen the movies, i am not a 17 year old girl

i have been to the cafe in oregon where they filmed the diner scene in the first movie

I think your last sentence proves you are a fan. Everyone will be ok with you admitting it.

 

[thraashman]

I vote team Belmont so we can see a vampire slayer get Castlevania on their gay asses.

 

[Sumguy]

I'm for Team Salma Hayek. I know she's not an option but she's definitely head and errrr....shoulders above emo vampires and werewolves.

I agree.

Team Salma.

 

[Exterous]

I can't stand anything about the Twilight series (yet I like True Blood... strange). However, whoever came up with this marketing ploy is a genius.

I have heard that True Blood is Twilight for a more mature audience

 

[FoBoT]

I think your last sentence proves you are a fan. Everyone will be ok with you admitting it.

i drove some people there that are fans :ninja:

 

[syrillus]

I vote Team Non-Angsty Heterosexual Male.

 

[Anonemous]

post it on MLIT.

 

[Anonemous]

I have heard that True Blood is Twilight for a more mature audience

I heard Twillight ripped off from True blood.

 

[JDub02]

none of the above.

the chicks in the movies are pretty hot, though.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Where's the option for "I'm not a pre-teen girl, therefore I have no idea what this is even about."?

 

[KeithTalent]

This is the only Twilight I have seen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bXeQ7baYEE and based on that I guess I vote for the dog guy.

KT

 

[ViviTheMage]

How about team vivi?

 

[T9D]

...

 

[Crono]

Where is the "I don't care I just want to bang Kristen Stewart" option?

Run, Kristen Stewart! Run to the panic roooooooom

 

[FelixDeCat]

this is the only twilight i have seen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bxeq7bayee and based on that i guess i vote for the dog guy.

Kt

spoiler alert!

 

[FelixDeCat]

How about team vivi?

The Mage? Nevar!

 

[JulesMaximus]

I couldn't possibly care less.

 

[PricklyPete]

I'm pretty sure I'm now 13.6% more gay from having read this thread.

Only 13.6%?

 

[PricklyPete]

Where is the "I don't care I just want to bang Kristen Stewart" option?

this option is definitely needed...or the other girl as well that is all over the magazine...yes please.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Team Jacob.

Oh well.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Only 13.6%?

No way!

 

[TridenT]

I chose Team Edward because Jacob is a pedophile. Although I think Edward is a fucking freak... It's almost a toss up... Pale creepy stalker, c-section biting, blood sucking, unconscious fucking, crazy mofo vampire. But Jacob is just a pedo.... so, idk... Really, they're both terrible but at least Jacob is going to wait until she is older... I guess... idk.. it's all fucked up shit.

Edward is such a loser. Fucking 108 year old virgin.

 

[MotF Bane]

I chose Team Edward because Jacob is a pedophile. Although I think Edward is a fucking freak... It's almost a toss up... Pale creepy stalker, c-section biting, blood sucking, unconscious fucking, crazy mofo vampire. But Jacob is just a pedo.... so, idk... Really, they're both terrible but at least Jacob is going to wait until she is older... I guess... idk.. it's all fucked up shit.

Edward is such a loser. Fucking 108 year old virgin.

lol

 

[lifeobry]

I finally figured out that Edward is the vampire and Jacob is the werewolf so you're supposed to pick which side you think should end up with Bella, the main character girl.

 

[TridenT]

I finally figured out that Edward is the vampire and Jacob is the werewolf so you're supposed to pick which side you think should end up with Bella, the main character girl.

Everyone already knows she ends up with fucking Edward. She has a baby that breaks her spine... And then gets turned into a vampire. It's ridiculously stupid.