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Team AnandTech Press Release...

narzy

narzy

Elite Member
Team AnandTech World Wide - Team AnandTech spokes person announced today that one of their beloved team members is in the hospital today after a tragic accident at the Microsoft headquarters this holiday weekend.

Apparently a 20 lb bird (which can't be identified at this time) fell from the building of the Microsoft Headquarters landing on Narzy's head. Narzy told this reporter "I was absolutely shocked, the aim that the techies at MSFT have is amazing, they were able to trap my head in the keister of the bird, though the 20 lb weight of the bird broke my neck I am still amazed at the skill it took."

Microsoft's former CEO Bill Gates Commented "we weren?t aiming for him I swear, who could have known throwing 20 lb turkeys from a 15 story building could have been dangerous" no others were able to comment at this time. We will bring you the latest as we get it.
 
oh my ... I hope you're OK Narzy!





































hehe it's funny tho' 😉

With love and respect your fellow TA member

Two-Face
 
Team AnandTech News Update: Narzy is considering Sueing MSFT for negligence in this case, the amount at this time is undisclosed.
We were able to get in contact with ViRGE an eye witness to this event, "It was awful I tell ya Just awful. turkey guts flew everywhere and the worst part was that the turkeys were uncooked. I was lucky I did not get hit."
We also tried to talk with Jator but he was unavailable for comment at the time. we will bring more to you as we get it.
 
this reporter at this time does not know where the turkey whent, it has disapeared...

















after an x-ray of narzy's belly for any other sign of injury, docters say they have found the turkey...
 
On the advice of my attorney, I do not have a statement at this time other than to say my family and I wish Narzy a swift recovery from this unfortunate incident.
 
I demand a recount!!!

Just how many turkeys were involved in this?
And there better have been people observing from all the parties involved. We don't want to get the turkey unions upset.


S.
nef
 
Well, I have always wondered, and, I guess you would know better than anyone,
ummm....... whats a turkey look like from the inside? :disgust:
 
Arthur Carlson, PR consultant for Microsoft and former GM at radio station WKRP in Cincinnati, was quoted as saying "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
 


<< Well, I have always wondered, and, I guess you would know better than anyone, ummm....... whats a turkey look like from the inside? >>



Mr. Bean would know! 😀
 
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