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Pothead

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Buz2b

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When I pet my cat it purrs, usually. I also like bean burritos.
Yeah but my cat doesn't like it when I eat the bean burritos; especially when he is sitting in my lap a few hours later. :eek::disgust:;):Q
 

Banana

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Once, I had a friend. It was a mayfly. At the end of the day, I put in on a tree branch. The next day, my friend was gone.
 

Dacalo

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Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril
Once, I had a friend. It was a mayfly. At the end of the day, I put in on a tree branch. The next day, my friend was gone.

I too, once had a little fellow, but it disappered like a fart in the wind the next day :(
 

IMiIKo

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The bowling ball rolled down the street the other day. Tomorrow it was brown, and yesterday it will be black...
 

Pothead

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Two little girls playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush so one of the little girls crawls under to get it out. Unfortunately it's a thorn bush, so she gets a thorn stuck in her finger. Crying, she runs indoors shouting "Mummy Mummy, I've got a thorn in my finger - get some apple juice!" Mum says: "But why do you want apple juice - wouldn't a bandage be nicer?" And the little girl says : "Well, I was playing with Rosie, and her big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider."