Taylor Swift? Yeah, John Mayer planted his flag there too...

[rcpratt]

You know you'd still drill a hole in that... especially with straight hair 😉

Mm, I'll take the curly. And I'm not usually a curly guy.

But yeah, little weird looking but still hot.

 

[sandorski]

Given this information, I, sandorski, do hereby vow to not sex her up.

Quote me for posterity.

 

[olds]

I don't care what anyone says, she's goofy looking.

KT

Edit: lol, 2nd! 😀

^^^ That

 

[CRXican]

dumb slut

 

[DangerAardvark]

dumb slut

John Mayer's not that dumb.

 

[OCGuy]

The things I would do....

 

[QueBert]

she's still weird looking

She has the body of a boy, don't care how cute a face is, if the chick doesn't have a womanly body it's no dice.

 

[Riceninja]

i really like her new song, back to december. its about tay-tay

 

[WT]

Whaa ??? That chart has Jennifer Love Hewitt hooking up with Fred Savage ?? OMG, that just seems sooo wrong. That just ruined my day.

 

[alkemyst]

It's doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out. Some "creepy" older dude taking advantage of an "impressionable" 19-year-old.

Let's see, who has she worked with that fits that bill perfectly and has a knack for hit it and quit it...

lollerskates...she's 20 and on the road...she's no 12 year old. Mayer is only 30ish...hardly cradle robbing.

So many think this chick is a virgin it's funny.

 

[NFS4]

She has the body of a boy, don't care how cute a face is, if the chick doesn't have a womanly body it's no dice.

She's just tall and lanky... I'd rather her be tall and skinny than some Snooki hobgoblin.

Her body looks decent in a bikini in this vid: http://www.viddler.com/explore/Datzhott/videos/592/

 

[alkemyst]

decent body...just a twiggy/kate moss type. Not for everyone.

I am an equal opportunity poon pleaser, I'd do her even though she's not my type.

 

[yllus]

I think she and Taylor Lautner are twins. They have identical faces with weird curves in them.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Have we really gotten to that point? 19 year old? Impressionable? What in the hell...

 

[stag3]

cmon she really wants us to feel bad for her? or did she think she would be the one to "change" him ROFL
laid the pipe and moved on, next conquest.. 😀

 

[Fingolfin269]

A quick google search would have told Taylor that John Mayer, in his ultimate artistry, is on the prowl for the "Joshua Tree of vaginas" (or something like that)... maybe she knew that and though perhaps she could be that tree...

 

[dbk]

John Mayer is the man

 

[ghost recon88]

I've never been a John Mayer fan, his voice sounds too D:

 

[lupi]

Noooooo!!!!!! She's still saving herself for me!!!!!!!!

 

[waggy]

I don't feel sorry for her. People had to tell her how he was. She got what she wanted and so did he.

and i don't blame him..she is hot. though i usually like my women a little fuller..

 

[DominionSeraph]

Too tall.

Right height.

 

[actuarial]

GQ. Dude is a legend...

My favorite chain

Minka Kelly --> Jeter --> Rachel Uchitel --> Tiger --> Anything that moves --> Jude Law

 

[Zargon]

rofl I missed that one

that chart is freaky

 

[Genx87]

She is just another dumb broad playing the pity party. What did she think he was going to do? Change for her? lmao

 

[htwingnut]

News flash -- most women do.

Let's not be prejudiced, some select dudes do too. 😛