Taylor Swift Mick Jagger

[Dominato3r]

As the Stones continue their descent into irrelevance, they asked for the assistance of Ms. Swift to revitalize their crowd (average age 70? :hmm. Taylor, being the kind person she is, obliged and sang "As Tears Go By"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gcFZO84DeU

 

[surfsatwerk]

Expect song about their relationship in 3... 2... 1...

 

[BoberFett]

I don't know if I've ever even heard a Taylor Swift song. All I know is that I would do unspeakable things to that long lean body of hers...

 

[surfsatwerk]

I don't know if I've ever even heard a Taylor Swift song. All I know is that I would do unspeakable things to that long lean body of hers...

I'm assuming ritualistic cannibalism to appease the dark gods that grant you magical powers and prolonged life.

 

[Kadarin]

One thing you can say about old Mick, he's definitely got the moves like Jagger.

 

[Mixolydian]

Boggles my mind that those old rockers are still alive. How have all the drugs and alcohol not killed every single one of them?

 

[zanejohnson]

I'm assuming ritualistic cannibalism to appease the dark gods that grant you magical powers and prolonged life.

yes that.

 

[Anubis]

the stones have been irrelevant for longer than swift has been alive

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Cooperates!

 

[zanejohnson]

Cooperates!

lol i know right what the crap is that? it sounds like he kidnapped her or something and _____

 

[SlitheryDee]

Hmm. Nice legs there.

 

[BoberFett]

I'm assuming ritualistic cannibalism to appease the dark gods that grant you magical powers and prolonged life.

Of course. Are there other options?

 

[Platypus]

the stones have been irrelevant for longer than swift has been alive

bingo

 

[Imp]

Why the shorts... Do not understand the grandma shorts.

It's not like she hasn't worn extremely short skirts/dresses before.

 

[Gibsons]

Boggles my mind that those old rockers are still alive. How have all the drugs and alcohol not killed every single one of them?

I think Mick stays fairly straight, he was hit pretty hard by the Brian Jones death.

Keith on the hand... I dunno.

 

[zanejohnson]

Why the shorts... Do not understand the grandma shorts.

It's not like she hasn't worn extremely short skirts/dresses before.

i was thinking anime, you were thinking grandmas... weird..

and i dont even watch anime

 

[Dominato3r]

Cooperates!

changed it for you

Why the shorts... Do not understand the grandma shorts.

It's not like she hasn't worn extremely short skirts/dresses before.

I don't get it. How is her outfit something an old lady would wear?..

 

[akahoovy]

That picture is out of sync.

 

[foghorn67]

OP is just plain fucking creepy.

 

[Scotteq]

I'm assuming ritualistic cannibalism to appease the dark gods that grant you magical powers and prolonged life.

Michael Douglas?!?!?

 

[SphinxnihpS]

changed it for you



I don't get it. How is her outfit something an old lady would wear?..

Thanks for the collaboration.:wub:

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I bet the majority of rock bands today wish they were as 'irrelevant' as The Stones are.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Needs more cowbell...and camel toe.

 

[TheSlamma]

Sammich alert

 

[stargazr]

I bet the majority of rock bands today wish they were as 'irrelevant' as The Stones are.

Indeed. Regardless of what OP thinks of them, they can still sell concert tickets. Very expensive ones actually. I wonder how many bands popular today will be able to do that in fifty years.

Of course, I will most likely be dead of old age by then