Tau or Cake?

Tau or Cake?

  • Tau, and how, you sow!

  • Cake, or it's fake, Jake!

  • One sad stalk of unsalted celery, please.

  • I'm a strict meatarian.


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Perknose

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It has come to my attention that this ancient rivalry has needed to be updated.

So, which is it for you, Tau or Cake? For me, the choice was always difficult, but with Tau equal to 2pi, well . . .
 

BoomerD

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This is like the Cheesecake debate...the cake is a lie...cheesecake is a pie.
 

shiner

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Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!" Students with beards, "Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!" ‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.

"Cake or death?"

"Eh, cake please."

"Very well! Give him cake!"

"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

"You! Cake or death?"

“Uh, cake for me, too, please."

"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."

"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"

"Well, I meant cake!"

"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"

"Uh, cake please."

"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"

"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.

“Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go, thank you very much.”

“ Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"

“I asked for the vegetarian."

"Ah, yes, the vegetarian, yes! There we go, Mr. Hitler. There we go... Like a bit of wine? Thank you very much...you Nazi shithead!"
 

dank69

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It's funny because pi is so lame it needs 2 to hope to compete with cake. Still no contest.
 
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