Tasteless Joke... But still funny..

Papagayo

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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,
an Anchorage man answered the door to find two grim-faced
Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about
your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some
bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which
do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the
bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this mor-
ning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,
"What's the good news?"

The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had two 25
pound king crabs and six good-size Dungeness crabs on her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news,
what's the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
 

Scarpozzi

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I'm not surprised his wife has crabs and gave them to the cops. It happens all the time in my neighborhood.
 

AdamSnow

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I'm not surprised his wife has crabs and gave them to the cops. It happens all the time in my neighborhood.

hahahaha :)
 

habib89

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can king crab really get up to 25lbs?? man, i gotta work my way up to alaska...

funny joke.. i give it 1.5 thumbs up
 

Leper Messiah

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Originally posted by: habib89
can king crab really get up to 25lbs?? man, i gotta work my way up to alaska...

funny joke.. i give it 1.5 thumbs up

yeah they can. I've eaten king crab legs that were 18" long.

I laughed.