Taste the sprite

SurgicalShark

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Mar 30, 2004
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Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it.
Dad: If you don't like the taste, just spit it out.
Mom: I've heard that one before.

--@ 33rd & 7th

Overheard by: Brian Flanagan

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Ika

Lifer
Mar 22, 2006
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Boyfriend is trying to force-feed chocolate to his girlfriend.

Girlfriend: Stop, I don't want it. It will make me fat, and you won't want me.
Boyfriend: Yeah, but no one else will either.



On a side note... Now that I'm back to here, the forums page looks very red. Yikes.