Taste my car. Go ahead, taste it.

[techs]

This is my first year at the new apartment and for the last couple of days I noticed a sticky substance on my windshield. At first I thought maybe my neighbors spilled something from the balcony when barbecuing.

Well, I decided to taste it. Yep, its maple sap.
Sweet.

 

[Macamus Prime]

If it was BBQ sauce, would have slathered the other side and thrown your car on the grill?

 

[her209]

Its really semen. Horse semen.

 

[MacFatty]

Goo Gone. And then treat with Rain-X after you get it clean. Always cleans much easier after Rain-X.

 

[Alone]

You took quite the gamble; it could have just as easily been man sap.

 

[techs]

You took quite the gamble; it could have just as easily been man sap.

I don't know where you live, but where I live we tend to keep the man sap indoors.

 

[Alone]

I don't know where you live, but where I live we tend to keep the man sap indoors.

The world is a fucked up place.

 

[techs]

The world is a fucked up place.

Well, I suppose its possible Charlie Sheen was in the neighborhood.

 

[tcsenter]

I don't know where you live, but where I live we tend to keep the man sap indoors.

Or in yogurt cups...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/shopper-ingested-semen-tainted-yogurt-sample

 

[Evadman]

Well, I suppose its possible Charlie Sheen was in the neighborhood.

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