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Originally posted by: Gibson486
Originally posted by: marcello
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
How come you haven't been banned yet?

I'd say because either:

a) You suck
b) I actually contribute something useful with at least 75% of my posts, which is about 70% more than a lot of others
c) You suck
d) The mods don't dare ban me b/c I'll either scratch their faces off or even kill their entire town if they even look at me funny (or drop a spoon, if you don't believe me ask my friend Mark).
e) All of the above

Hmm, amusing.

Still, you are a nef and need to be banned for posting these inane threads.

I think they're pretty funny. Wail on!

Yes, YOU think they are pretty funny....

When we laugh, we laugh at you and never with you.

It's probably because my sense of humor is too refined and intelligent for you to understand. It's ok, we all have inadequacies, you just got the lion's share.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: bradruth
FYI: The whole random humor schtick isn't strong enough to hold up the Ninja crap.

Sez you. I got a hippo over here that disagrees. Random humor > *

I love random humor as much as, if not more, than the next guy. The problem is that he's not good enough at it to compensate for the ninja lameness.

Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cummerbund.
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: bradruth
FYI: The whole random humor schtick isn't strong enough to hold up the Ninja crap.

Sez you. I got a hippo over here that disagrees. Random humor > *

I love random humor as much as, if not more, than the next guy. The problem is that he's not good enough at it to compensate for the ninja lameness.

Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cumerbund.

What the--so YOU'RE the one who's been stealing my socks, you smarmy bastard!
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: bradruth
FYI: The whole random humor schtick isn't strong enough to hold up the Ninja crap.

Sez you. I got a hippo over here that disagrees. Random humor > *

I love random humor as much as, if not more, than the next guy. The problem is that he's not good enough at it to compensate for the ninja lameness.

Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cumerbund.

Is that last line supposed to be funny? Maybe I don't get your humor. And yes I am good enough. In fact I'm better than good and that's a FACT! Here's another fact for you: FACT: Ninjas arch rival is the mom. The mom's main attack is the spanking, but ninjas have a +43 level spanking protection so they aren't usually worried.
 
Originally posted by: marcello
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
How come you haven't been banned yet?

I'd say because either:

a) You suck
b) I actually contribute something useful with at least 75% of my posts, which is about 70% more than a lot of others
c) You suck
d) The mods don't dare ban me b/c I'll either scratch their faces off or even kill their entire town if they even look at me funny (or drop a spoon, if you don't believe me ask my friend Mark).
e) All of the above

Hmm, amusing.

Still, you are a nef and need to be banned for posting these inane threads.

I think they're pretty funny. Wail on!
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: bradruth
Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cummerbund.

Is that last line supposed to be funny? Maybe I don't get your humor.

What's funny about laundering? If you expect me to don a flaccid cummerbund, well you're just mistaken my friend.
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: bradruth
Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cummerbund.

Is that last line supposed to be funny? Maybe I don't get your humor.

What's funny about laundering? If you expect me to don a flaccid cummerbund, well you're just mistaken my friend.

Something about your flaccid cummerbund makes me smile.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: bradruth
Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cummerbund.

Is that last line supposed to be funny? Maybe I don't get your humor.

What's funny about laundering? If you expect me to don a flaccid cummerbund, well you're just mistaken my friend.

Something about your flaccid cummerbund makes me smile.

:Q
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: bradruth
Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cummerbund.

Is that last line supposed to be funny? Maybe I don't get your humor.

What's funny about laundering? If you expect me to don a flaccid cummerbund, well you're just mistaken my friend.

something about the words "flaccid" + anything that starts with "cummer" coming from another man just don't go well together. I am most definitely not pumped up now thinking about it 😉
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: bradruth
Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cummerbund.

Is that last line supposed to be funny? Maybe I don't get your humor.

What's funny about laundering? If you expect me to don a flaccid cummerbund, well you're just mistaken my friend.

something about the words "flaccid" + anything that starts with "cummer" coming from another man just don't go well together. I am most definitely not pumped up now thinking about it 😉

Yeah, definitely gonna have to suggest not butting "heads" in this case.
 
Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: bradruth
Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cummerbund.

Is that last line supposed to be funny? Maybe I don't get your humor.

What's funny about laundering? If you expect me to don a flaccid cummerbund, well you're just mistaken my friend.

something about the words "flaccid" + anything that starts with "cummer" coming from another man just don't go well together. I am most definitely not pumped up now thinking about it 😉

Yeah, definitely gonna have to suggest not butting "heads" in this case.

You've never had a swordfight in the men's room? 😕
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: bradruth
FYI: The whole random humor schtick isn't strong enough to hold up the Ninja crap.

Sez you. I got a hippo over here that disagrees. Random humor > *

I love random humor as much as, if not more, than the next guy. The problem is that he's not good enough at it to compensate for the ninja lameness.

Now, if you'll excuse me I need to starch my "everyday" cummerbund.


Whatever, dude. Everybody knows it's a girdle.
 
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