Tampons

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: jalaram
Similar to how the chocolate section of Neapolitan ice cream is the first to go.

Actually, around here, it's always the last. Strawberry first, then vanilla, then a few weeks later someone eats chocolate.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: shilala
I've always wondered how it is that a woman can know to the day when the pony's coming to town yet be caught without any plugs.
It's not like it's a surprise.
I'd be sitting on an industrial pack two weeks before it's time. I'd store the pallet of backups in the garage.

Well, we're guys. We have no shame. We also know what a pallet is 😛

Girls, despite the fact that it's something they ALL have to deal with and all us males know it, are embarassed by it.

 

[Fritzo]

Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate
:😱pens box on Neopolitan ice cream, chocolate is gone, vanilla and strawberry still there::
Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate....DOH!
:😱pens another, same deal::
Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate....DOH!
:😱pens another, same deal::
Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate....DOH!
:😱pens another, same deal::
Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate....DOH! Marge! We need more of that chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream!!!

 

[jonnyGURU]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate
:😱pens box on Neopolitan ice cream, chocolate is gone, vanilla and strawberry still there::
Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate....DOH!
:😱pens another, same deal::
Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate....DOH!
:😱pens another, same deal::
Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate....DOH!
:😱pens another, same deal::
Homer: Mmmmmm....chocolate....DOH! Marge! We need more of that chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream!!!

Man.. You are soooo late with that. ;-)

 

[everman]

I've never had peaches and cream oatmeal.

 

[Wallydraigle]

The kind you push in or the kind you hammer in?

 

[desk]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Sounds like someone hasn't earned his red wings 😛

:Q

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
and another thing, the women seem to always come up with excuses and send us to get them tampons for them... everytime.

they seem to enjoy it too.

Ask the female shoppers in the store for advice on what to get. Throw a plunger, some rubber gloves, and maybe some hose clamps in the shopping cart, along with about 50 boxes of the things. Joke loudly with the sales clerk.

See if she ever sends you to buy tampons again 🙂

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

My sister should learn to flush on "heavy" days. Luckily I spend much time at home anymore.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
My sister should learn to flush on "heavy" days. Luckily I spend much time at home anymore.

Dude.

 

[dragonballgtz]

Originally posted by: rh71
so basically, you named this thread for attention and went off on a tangent.

Gotcha. :thumbsup:

 

[jonnyGURU]

Originally posted by: dragonballgtz

Originally posted by: rh71
so basically, you named this thread for attention and went off on a tangent.

Gotcha. :thumbsup:

Going off on a tangent in off topic? Say it ain't so!

😉 This IS the Off Topic forum and I am talking about Tampons. I don't see the problem here.

EDIT: Oh, and Dragon... I like the sig, but please fix the grammatical errors: "can't", "you're" 🙂 House rules.

 

This sounds like a jerry seinfeld routine.
:thumbsup:

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I got the same problem with my "Wholesome favorites" granola bars I buy every week. I love oatmeal raisin. I love maple brown sugar. But applenut just sucks.

Send me your applenut granola bars.

 

[jonnyGURU]

I've come to the conclusion that I'm just going to have to buy multiple boxes of the same item in different sizes/flavors and not do variety packs anymore.