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Talking porn sites FTL

GodlessAstronomer

GodlessAstronomer

Lifer
I'm staying at my parent's place for a few weeks over the summer. Today I just finished work and I'm chilling out browsing some free porn. My laptop has it's volume on maximum and suddenly one of my 20+ open tabs audibly says "WELCOME TO ADULT FRIEND FINDER..." and goes on for a while about how easy it is to find sex partners near me. My parents are in the next room over with all of the doors open. Ugh.... there is no way in hell they didn't just hear that. The key combo for mute on this computer is awkward so it took me ages to mute that tab.

How embarrassing. There's no way I'm going to be able to jack it now.
 
on a side note, i just hate talking sites (pron or not) period. very irritating if you are out in a public place and forgot to mute your laptop speakers.
 
Originally posted by: Finalnight
on a side note, i just hate talking sites (pron or not) period. very irritating if you are out in a public place and forgot to mute your laptop speakers.
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those damn little smilie banner ads that say "HELLO" when you mouse over them inadvertanly.
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: Finalnight
on a side note, i just hate talking sites (pron or not) period. very irritating if you are out in a public place and forgot to mute your laptop speakers.
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those damn little smilie banner ads that say "HELLO" when you mouse over them inadvertanly.
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or "Congratulations, you have won a free..."
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
I'm staying at my parent's place for a few weeks over the summer. Today I just finished work and I'm chilling out browsing some free porn. My laptop has it's volume on maximum and suddenly one of my 20+ open tabs audibly says "WELCOME TO ADULT FRIEND FINDER..." and goes on for a while about how easy it is to find sex partners near me. My parents are in the next room over with all of the doors open. Ugh.... there is no way in hell they didn't just hear that. The key combo for mute on this computer is awkward so it took me ages to mute that tab.

How embarrassing. There's no way I'm going to be able to jack it now.
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God is laughing at you.
 
"Too bad you couldn't do *that* for a living... You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you. You could be a big star!"
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Goodness, this is the internet. You could avoid everybody thinking you're a jackass by omitting the part of the story where you're surfing pornography with your parents in the next room and the doors open. Are you mentally challenged or something?
 
Originally posted by: Auggie
Goodness, this is the internet. You could avoid everybody thinking you're a jackass by omitting the part of the story where you're surfing pornography with your parents in the next room and the doors open. Are you mentally challenged or something?
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Yes he is.
 
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