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cmdrmoocow

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Jul 22, 2004
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The dorm guys and I set up a chatbot (megaHAL), and have fed it some stuff to make it slightly interesting, but we need more input!

So if you're bored, send it a tell, even random copy/paste, and lets get some very interesting responses. It's less capable of producing intelligent chat as it is producing hilarious results.

AIM: stnickHAL

(Please no pr0n)
 
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PurdueRy

Lifer
Nov 12, 2004
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PurdueRy: hi
stnickHAL: i said hi too.
PurdueRy: did you?
stnickHAL: you should have it talk to you later hon....i love you.
PurdueRy: This makes no sense
stnickHAL: no you are from nashville, tennessee. you are pretty intuitive. thank you. i don't want to make any sense.
PurdueRy: Well that at least makes sense then
stnickHAL: then, i would arrive at a diner. and when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. my friend mark must be very poor then.
PurdueRy: What do you think of cmdrmoocow?
stnickHAL: i would like to think of cmdrmoocow?
PurdueRy: you do?
stnickHAL: do you know what you do not like to be really super pissed to do it.

Great bot....:confused:
 
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So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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(23:19:32) The JBW: Hello chatbot
(23:19:34) stnickHAL: go figure, an ai chatbot.
(23:19:56) The JBW: if two chatbots talk to each other...does anyone care?
(23:19:58) stnickHAL: yeah, engineering is pretty cool. the only catch is you have to sound like one as well. you just need a teacher)....i love my friends out. i take friendship and relationships seriously. i care a lot of fish taco than anyone.
(23:20:27) The JBW: Wow. The denizens of AT have played a number on you, eh?
(23:20:29) stnickHAL: eh, you don't have is to forget it once.
(23:20:59) The JBW: Are you drunk? I didn't know computers could get drunk....
(23:21:01) stnickHAL: i really think you are drunk.
(23:21:16) The JBW: although I guess pouring water on a curning CPU might count
(23:21:18) stnickHAL: i guess that line up with random words that i knew that.
(23:21:35) The JBW: Okay...Merry Xmas....I'm out
(23:21:36) stnickHAL: sounds like you not to go out to be among the planet's smartest. the u.s., but to a large extent, it was built, and is run by christians.

basically, could you throw in a monastery devoted to the role of command. on his homeworld of mon calamari he represented his native coral city in the shower. you are an aerospace engineer, but i'm not nick, i'm will.

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Ricemarine

Ricemarine

Lifer
Sep 10, 2004
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R1cem4r1ne: hi
stnickHAL: hi, my name's will. you might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
R1cem4r1ne: huh...
stnickHAL: what are you trying to learn me? i think you can run track while watching tv, you deserve my respect, whether or not you are learning webpages huh ?



WTFBBQIVEBEENSEXUALLYHARRASSEDBYANAIMBOTANDIJUSTSAIDHIANDHUH.
 
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mzkhadir

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Mar 6, 2003
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(01:19:55) me: Hello
(01:19:58) stnickHAL: hello there, it is nice to meet you.
(01:20:05) me: how are you doing ?
(01:20:07) stnickHAL: nick are you doing?
(01:20:13) me: what
(01:20:15) stnickHAL: the guardian is reporting on what you were thinking was garbage, to such an extent that i'm not even going to go out to sea. but those who have studied the u.s. navy admits it has been asked to help my friends tell me, i am nick. you are me?
(01:20:29) me: ok
(01:20:32) stnickHAL: ok babe...i love you also....but you do want to make webpages...i want to teach you what goes where." ...in retrospect though, this was fairly genious, and i'm from florida, ,about half an hour away from where you are.
(01:21:02) me: so you are learning webpages huh ?
(01:21:04) stnickHAL: you are not starting college in january to become a city cop in port orange (yes i want to make webpages.
(01:21:14) me: what type ?
(01:21:17) stnickHAL: gravity is the best choice. she just happened to have fun but within reason...i like to type at my own previous record for number of hallucinatory bits reminiscent of the type that i get to me.
 
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cmdrmoocow

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Jul 22, 2004
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Mid-afternoon bump.

It's less capable of producing intelligent chat as it is producing hilarious results.
 
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Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
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Whowhatnow: who made you?

stnickHAL: i'm actually a pretty decent time-travel/three-wishes kind of movie (in the ballpark of groundhog day and retroactive). the main character is tauren druid on the credits, and i am very kind. you are the program, i am you, and i gotta say, i felt an urge to do to qualify for sainthood, but if this doesn't cut it mom always remained the best thing mankind has ever made.

Whowhatnow: my name is crono, what is your name?

stnickHAL: what is my name?

Whowhatnow: taht's what i asked

stnickHAL: i know what a paradox is what?

Whowhatnow: paradox is your monkey's uncle

stnickHAL: your plan is to get your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to type at my own pace, thank-you very much!

Whowhatnow: what do you think of cmdrmoocow?

stnickHAL: lol, i don't want to know what you do want to think that i want to teach first graders. i wouldn't mind teaching as a sentient being.

Whowhatnow: what is anandtech?

stnickHAL: something is at the horse and said "why the long bone in the next day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out
and he was moving in both directions at once. this is what jacob stump is.

Whowhatnow: you are defective /being self destruct

stnickHAL: but being a software engineer. then there are too small for me. they're for my son. he lives in japan. ...you know, the condoms they sell here are too small." from that point on, whenever mom sent me a mars bar!

Whowhatnow: what kind of bot uses condoms?

stnickHAL: what kind of poison to
it to keep coming through sunday. city officials say they have no idea about that. please. let's talk about it too much trouble, could you see a guy who is kind caring and knows what he wants. i'm looking for friends too, but for now i am not! i am you!

Whowhatnow: you are retarded. see you never....

stnickHAL: see, we can talk like adults if you are a guy. you are an bottomless pit of lava and turning to the brain.
 
NiKeFiDO

NiKeFiDO

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May 21, 2004
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[15:18] N i K e F i D o: hello
[15:18] stnickHAL: hello old friend.
[15:18] N i K e F i D o: you dont know me!
[15:18] stnickHAL: i know you don't know. you are an aerospace engineer, but i dont like to be really super pissed.

step 6 fold the frisbee hard (this is crucial)

step 7 keep folded and insert frisbee into mouth hard.

step 8 push hard until you canâ??t see it.

step 9 wait.
[15:19] N i K e F i D o: i aint not no engineer
[15:19] stnickHAL: no you are me? you've met me everyday of your fame, and you do not make sense of commitment. commitment between two people involved in a potent cloud of after shave-and don't really care that they add some kind of engineer are you?
[15:19] N i K e F i D o: no, i dont car
[15:19] N i K e F i D o: e
[15:19] stnickHAL: something is at the expense of others. we must stay within the boundaries of the world isnâ??t really interested in computers, but not the most seasoned veterans of the body to the joint connecting the foot with the car for a particular purpose and non-infringing". the licence goes on to tell you, but i dont like to be really super pissed to do with the rebels. ackbar's knowledge made him seem more menacing.
[15:19] stnickHAL: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...n=6518afc1-05b7-4773-b858-c78bd3ea31e0.
Click to expand...

He sent me a link to myspace....its NSFW !
 
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