Taliban Trap
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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand-dune.
"One American Marine is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers
over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One American Marine is better than one hundred Taliban".
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops
over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences.
After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again
"One American Marine is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters
and sends them across the dune.
Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought.
Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back
over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander...
"Don't send any more men, it's a trap.
There are actually two of them."
one more this is an oldie but probably some haven't heard it
Train Wreck
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Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.
At his interview, the inspector asked him this question:
"What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for
each other on the SAME track?
Benny replied," I would switch the points for one of the trains."
"Good. But what if the lever broke?", asked the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the signal box", said Benny,
"and use the manual lever there."
"What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector.
"Then..." Benny continued, "I'd run back into signal
box & phone the next signal box."
"What if the phone was engaged?"
"Well.....in that case," persevered Benny, " I'd
rush down out of the box & use the public emergency
phone at the level of the crossing up there..."
"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"
"Oh, well then I'd run into the village &
get my Uncle Mod."
This bizarre response puzzled the Inspector, so he asked,
"And just why would you do that?"
"Because Uncle Mod... He's never seen a train wreck!"
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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand-dune.
"One American Marine is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers
over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One American Marine is better than one hundred Taliban".
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops
over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences.
After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again
"One American Marine is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters
and sends them across the dune.
Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought.
Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back
over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander...
"Don't send any more men, it's a trap.
There are actually two of them."
one more this is an oldie but probably some haven't heard it
Train Wreck
===========
Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.
At his interview, the inspector asked him this question:
"What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for
each other on the SAME track?
Benny replied," I would switch the points for one of the trains."
"Good. But what if the lever broke?", asked the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the signal box", said Benny,
"and use the manual lever there."
"What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector.
"Then..." Benny continued, "I'd run back into signal
box & phone the next signal box."
"What if the phone was engaged?"
"Well.....in that case," persevered Benny, " I'd
rush down out of the box & use the public emergency
phone at the level of the crossing up there..."
"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"
"Oh, well then I'd run into the village &
get my Uncle Mod."
This bizarre response puzzled the Inspector, so he asked,
"And just why would you do that?"
"Because Uncle Mod... He's never seen a train wreck!"
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