Taliban no-no's

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Since coming to power in 1996, the Taliban has issued a
series of measures seeking to impose their interpretation
of Islam on the country. Select from the menu above for
a few examples:

Prayer
Failure to pray to Allah five times a day -- a requirement of
the Muslim religion -- is punishable by imprisonment.

Women and driving
Drivers are prohibited from giving rides to women. Violators
are subject to imprisonment.

Preventing idolatry
Portraits -- paintings and photos -- are said to promote
idolatry and must be destroyed under the law.

Women and work
Women are banned from working outside the home except in
the health sector. In hospitals, women are separated from their
male colleagues.

Women and education
The Taliban forbids the education of women until institutions
segregating them from men are established. Informal education
of women can be punishable by law. For men, at least a
sixth-grade education is required.

Entertainment
Music, except for religious chants, is prohibited in shops, hotels
and vehicles, and at weddings and parties. Kite flying is
considered "useless" and an obstacle to education. Hobbies
like keeping pigeons also are forbidden.

Gambling
Forbidden and punishable by at least a month in prison.

Beards and barbers
Men who trim or shave their beards -- considered a sign of
Islamic piety -- are imprisoned until their beard grows out.
Taliban religious police have been known to employ "the fist
rule." A beard must be long enough to be held in a fist. Barbers
are banned from giving "American-style" haircuts.

Public bathing
The Taliban shut public bathhouses for men and women, even
though most Afghans lack running water. The Taliban says
Islam forbids men and women to publicly display their bodies.


Found this on a site...think they are a bit extreme...At least it will make them easier to find....hairy men in the desert who do not bathe...we can follow our noses...
 

No wonder they hate us. They are a bunch of stank, greasy bearded guys who treat woman like crap. I would be bitter too if I had to live like that and saw Americans living it up.
 

HowardStern

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These people are absolutely no fun at all. Yet still another reason to bomb them. You can't even get p0rn in Afghanistan.
 

Red Dawn

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<< You can't even get p0rn in Afghanistan >>

Big deal, who wants to see a bunch of Taliban Mullahs buggering their camels anyway?
 

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<< You can't even get p0rn in Afghanistan. >>



You mean you've tried? Asks some balls to go out there and start asking for pr0n...
 

Windogg

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<< Barbers are banned from giving "American-style" haircuts. >>


DAMN!!! No mullah mullet.
 

Amused

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They left out the worst of it. They bury alive the widows of dead men in mass graves.
 

Akaz1976

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<< They left out the worst of it. They bury alive the widows of dead men in mass graves.

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Could u post a source for that? for i donot believe that its a regular practice there.

Akaz
 

Jzero

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I dunno his source, but a lot of it is true.

RAWA is a good place to start--it's an Afghan women's rights org.
 

Akaz1976

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Okay i went thru most of the reports and i see reports people in power doing henious crimes thru abuse of power (by no means a phonomenon unique to Afghanistan) but i see no mention of Afghanis as a cultural activity burying their war widows alive with the war dead!

I guess i just took that statement as depicition of afghani culture. But i admit i may have misunderstood.

Akaz
 

Nemesis77

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<< Barbers
are banned from giving "American-style" haircuts.
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I have the perfect solution! Everyone in USA grows their hair in Taleban-style. Then that hairstyle becomes "American-style haircut" and everyone in Afganistan is forced to have a haircut :)! They will be so busy giving each other haircuts that they don't have the time to fight the opposition, who will promptly kick them out of the country!

Yes, another war prevented!
 

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LMAO...hehe...LOL :D
 

Jzero

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<< Okay i went thru most of the reports and i see reports people in power doing henious crimes thru abuse of power (by no means a phonomenon unique to Afghanistan) but i see no mention of Afghanis as a cultural activity burying their war widows alive with the war dead!

I guess i just took that statement as depicition of afghani culture. But i admit i may have misunderstood.

Akaz
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Oh I didn't notice you were talking about the burying alive thing......I dunno if that's true...I don't think I've heard that. Doh!
Sorry for the confusion. But the stuff in the original post is pretty accurate.

 

LOL @ Nemesis77

Not for nothing but they should just shave their heads. They always have those damn turbans on anyway.
 

Red Dawn

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<< << Barbers are banned from giving "American-style" haircuts. >>
DAMN!!! No mullah mullet.
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