Brutuskend
Lifer
A teen aged girl told her mother. "Mom, I'm pregnant."
"How can that be?" the mother replied. "What did I always teach you about sex?"
The girl replied. "That I should always take measures."
The mom said, "Well, you didn't take measures, did you?"
The girl said, "Actually I did. I went with the biggest!"
"How can that be?" the mother replied. "What did I always teach you about sex?"
The girl replied. "That I should always take measures."
The mom said, "Well, you didn't take measures, did you?"
The girl said, "Actually I did. I went with the biggest!"