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Take the online FBI Agent Screening Exam

35-40% correct.
Level - Airport Security Personnel

You wont get hired for that, you are over-qualified. They will think that you will get bored. You could get a job at INS though... :Q
 
55-60% correct: Level - Squad Supervisor

I own the airport security personnel.

"Your North Dakota upbringing hsa not proven a beneficial training-ground for the provention of international terrorism.
But you have potential. Please go back and retake FBI Test #232348 which requires you to correctly distinguish between Hasidic Jews and the Amish."

LMAO

"Remember what we said about Muslim extremists often impersonating famous American actors? Here we see Ziad doing his best Seinfeld"

ROFLMAO

"Hal Linden
Mr. Linden has no known affiliations with either terrorism or computers."

Gotta love Barney Miller.


I had to run through it again to see what they said about people so I just clicked "terrorist" on all of them and got 45-50%, that brings the much sought after title of:


7-eleven Director of Human Resources!!!
 
85 - 100% Correct
Level - Terrorist

No American could possibly achieve a score this high. You are a major security risk. We have reason to believe you are in fact a member of the Al-Queda terrorist network.

Please remove your clothing, turn in all your weapons at the front desk, and place your hands behind your back for additional security clearence.

LOL
 
65 - 70% correct: Level - Special Agent

You possess rare skills and will prove to be a valuable asset to the Burea.

Pack your bags! You're going to Afghanistan!
 


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<< Crap. I didn't even recognize Hal Linden. >>



Who is he? >>

Barney Miller, man. Maybe I'm dating myself.
 
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