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911paramedic

Diamond Member
Jan 7, 2002
9,448
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76
35-40% correct.
Level - Airport Security Personnel

You wont get hired for that, you are over-qualified. They will think that you will get bored. You could get a job at INS though... :Q
 

911paramedic

Diamond Member
Jan 7, 2002
9,448
1
76
55-60% correct: Level - Squad Supervisor

I own the airport security personnel.

"Your North Dakota upbringing hsa not proven a beneficial training-ground for the provention of international terrorism.
But you have potential. Please go back and retake FBI Test #232348 which requires you to correctly distinguish between Hasidic Jews and the Amish."

LMAO

"Remember what we said about Muslim extremists often impersonating famous American actors? Here we see Ziad doing his best Seinfeld"

ROFLMAO

"Hal Linden
Mr. Linden has no known affiliations with either terrorism or computers."

Gotta love Barney Miller.


I had to run through it again to see what they said about people so I just clicked "terrorist" on all of them and got 45-50%, that brings the much sought after title of:


7-eleven Director of Human Resources!!!
 

Yzzim

Lifer
Feb 13, 2000
11,990
1
76
I went through and purposely got them all wrong

0% Correct
Level - Flight Training Instructor

:Q
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
35,461
4
81
lol 85-100% says you are a terrorist and wants you to turn in all your clothes and weapons on the front desk
 

Yzzim

Lifer
Feb 13, 2000
11,990
1
76
85 - 100% Correct
Level - Terrorist

No American could possibly achieve a score this high. You are a major security risk. We have reason to believe you are in fact a member of the Al-Queda terrorist network.

Please remove your clothing, turn in all your weapons at the front desk, and place your hands behind your back for additional security clearence.

LOL
 

kgraeme

Diamond Member
Sep 5, 2000
3,536
0
0
65 - 70% correct: Level - Special Agent

You possess rare skills and will prove to be a valuable asset to the Burea.

Pack your bags! You're going to Afghanistan!
 

Bulk Beef

Diamond Member
Aug 14, 2001
5,466
0
76


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Who is he?
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Barney Miller, man. Maybe I'm dating myself.