Take the LEXX Purity Test!
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Your point score was less than 45%..
Your knowledge of LEXX is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to the LEXX series is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode. There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.
PERSONALITY PROFILE.
LEXX is better than sex because you have never had sex
You think Stanley Tweedle is a great kisser
You go to parties to eat
When you/your wife gave birth to twins you wondered who the other man was.
You think Stanley Tweedle is cool.
You are a complete and utter tosspot.
You have never seen a whole episode of LEXX.
You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing a LEXX SAD GEEZER.
You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.
LEXX TWERPS are very scary people.
You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.
You like Big Wist better than Little Wist
You think Bog is more attractive than Stanley and Giggerota is more attractive than Wist.
You don't know what a wist is You have been fired from at least one job for pilfering cream cakes.
You are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a Klaagian You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging.
Many people feel sorry for you but this is just because they don't know you. People who know you hate you.
You are sex mad because you don't get any.
Your wife or husband probably ran off with the milkman.
You think that an innuendo is an Italian suppository
You realise that this could all change if you simply watched more LEXX but you lack the concentration and commitment preferring instead to watch football or re-runs of Hogans Heroes.
You put stamps on faxes You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative.
You should trust in the all-seeing eye of Dr Sad Geezer and GET A LIFE - Watch some LEXX!
Your knowledge of LEXX is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to the LEXX series is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode. There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.
PERSONALITY PROFILE.
LEXX is better than sex because you have never had sex
You think Stanley Tweedle is a great kisser
You go to parties to eat
When you/your wife gave birth to twins you wondered who the other man was.
You think Stanley Tweedle is cool.
You are a complete and utter tosspot.
You have never seen a whole episode of LEXX.
You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing a LEXX SAD GEEZER.
You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.
LEXX TWERPS are very scary people.
You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.
You like Big Wist better than Little Wist
You think Bog is more attractive than Stanley and Giggerota is more attractive than Wist.
You don't know what a wist is You have been fired from at least one job for pilfering cream cakes.
You are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a Klaagian You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging.
Many people feel sorry for you but this is just because they don't know you. People who know you hate you.
You are sex mad because you don't get any.
Your wife or husband probably ran off with the milkman.
You think that an innuendo is an Italian suppository
You realise that this could all change if you simply watched more LEXX but you lack the concentration and commitment preferring instead to watch football or re-runs of Hogans Heroes.
You put stamps on faxes You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative.
You should trust in the all-seeing eye of Dr Sad Geezer and GET A LIFE - Watch some LEXX!
Your point score was less than 45%..
Your knowledge of LEXX is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to the LEXX series is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode. There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.
PERSONALITY PROFILE.
LEXX is better than sex because you have never had sex
You think Stanley Tweedle is a great kisser
You go to parties to eat
When you/your wife gave birth to twins you wondered who the other man was.
You think Stanley Tweedle is cool.
You are a complete and utter tosspot.
You have never seen a whole episode of LEXX.
You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing a LEXX SAD GEEZER.
You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.
LEXX TWERPS are very scary people.
You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.
You like Big Wist better than Little Wist
You think Bog is more attractive than Stanley and Giggerota is more attractive than Wist.
You don't know what a wist is You have been fired from at least one job for pilfering cream cakes.
You are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a Klaagian You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging.
Many people feel sorry for you but this is just because they don't know you. People who know you hate you.
You are sex mad because you don't get any.
Your wife or husband probably ran off with the milkman.
You think that an innuendo is an Italian suppository
You realise that this could all change if you simply watched more LEXX but you lack the concentration and commitment preferring instead to watch football or re-runs of Hogans Heroes.
You put stamps on faxes You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative.
You should trust in the all-seeing eye of Dr Sad Geezer and GET A LIFE - Watch some LEXX
Your knowledge of LEXX is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to the LEXX series is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode. There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.
PERSONALITY PROFILE.
LEXX is better than sex because you have never had sex
You think Stanley Tweedle is a great kisser
You go to parties to eat
When you/your wife gave birth to twins you wondered who the other man was.
You think Stanley Tweedle is cool.
You are a complete and utter tosspot.
You have never seen a whole episode of LEXX.
You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing a LEXX SAD GEEZER.
You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.
LEXX TWERPS are very scary people.
You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.
You like Big Wist better than Little Wist
You think Bog is more attractive than Stanley and Giggerota is more attractive than Wist.
You don't know what a wist is You have been fired from at least one job for pilfering cream cakes.
You are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a Klaagian You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging.
Many people feel sorry for you but this is just because they don't know you. People who know you hate you.
You are sex mad because you don't get any.
Your wife or husband probably ran off with the milkman.
You think that an innuendo is an Italian suppository
You realise that this could all change if you simply watched more LEXX but you lack the concentration and commitment preferring instead to watch football or re-runs of Hogans Heroes.
You put stamps on faxes You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative.
You should trust in the all-seeing eye of Dr Sad Geezer and GET A LIFE - Watch some LEXX
<< I've seen one episode of it, and I wanted to set fire to all of those involved with it. >>
I've seen two, and IMHO setting them in fire isn't punishment enough. I'd rather kill myself than watch another episode, it's absolutely horrible.
<< Dude, don't ask. It's not pronography. It's... well.... imagine that the people on slashdot were allowed to come up with a TV show. That's Lexx. >>
HAHAHAHAHA! That's the greatest description I've read to date.
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It's always on after Farscape, but I can never bring myself to watch it. Not one person has said it's good
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