Take the Jesus Quiz

[Perknose]

Twenty questions, not a joke quiz.

 

[highland145]

You've got nothing better to do?

 

[Humpy]

Damn you Jesus! I thought I knew you well.

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

 

[MongGrel]

*senses a trap*

 

[PottedMeat]

20/20 18-20 MASTER OF CHRISTIAN ORIGINS

When did Satan enter Judas Iscariot?

more importantly, was it just the tip?

 

[MongGrel]

I missed them all, but I guess that was the point maybe.

 

[highland145]

I missed them all, but I guess that was the point maybe.

Yep. You should take the one on Islam. It does say ass raping boys is O.K. if the perp's flaccid penis is smaller than the perp's thumb. ala cart, forever.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I missed them all, but I guess that was the point maybe.

I win!! I figured it out after missing only 4 questions.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

*senses a trap*

I missed them all, but I guess that was the point maybe.

Yup. Although I didn't figure it out until a ways in.

There are four Gospels. They each tell the story a little differently. The devil is in the details. :thumbsup:

 

[Perknose]

You've got nothing better to do?

Apparently. :sneaky:

 

[KeithTalent]

Uh, quiz is fucked; I'm positive JC was doing double donkey on his way into Jerusalem.

KT

Edit: 0-1 Clueless.

 

[Ruptga]

That's a sneaky troll.

 

[pontifex]

Uh, quiz is fucked; I'm positive JC was doing double donkey on his way into Jerusalem.

KT

Edit: 0-1 Clueless.

0-1 (0) here also. i go that question wrong and it said he rode in on 2 donkeys.
how does i man ride 2 donkeys?

I went back to it and answered with the "correct" answers and they are all incorrect also.

 

[highland145]

Apparently. :sneaky:

...not.

 

[IronWing]

0-1 (0) here also. i go that question wrong and it said he rode in on 2 donkeys.
how does i man ride 2 donkeys?

I went back to it and answered with the "correct" answers and they are all incorrect also.

Can a man ride two donkeys while wearing assless chaps?

 

[BoomerD]

Can a man ride two donkeys while wearing assless chaps?

Is there any other way?

Anyway...Jesus (Hay-sus) got deported by ICE. I had to find a different illegal immigrant to mow my lawn.

 

[MongGrel]

Apparently. :sneaky:

 

[highland145]

..

Troll feeder.

 

[Perknose]

Troll feeder.

Now you've hurt my feelings.

 

[Zeze]

rofl, they're designed to be ALL incorrect.

 

[manimal]

My name isnt Jesus so I didnt take the test.


Its clearly biased towards mexican guys who love their mommas.

 

[master_shake_]

0-20.

i don't know fuck all about jesus...

makes sense,

i like non-fiction

 

[ElFenix]

wait, was i supposed to go 0-20 or not?


edit: question 21 is hard

 

[zinfamous]

Holy shit, 0!



...only one I thought was a trick was Judas hanging himself. I was like, naw...I bet he totally gutted himself in the field, in reality, and the hanging is some PC BS they tried to teach me in Sunday school. Oh well.


By the way, I never paid attention in Sunday school. Too much tail.

Oh, I have been duped. Screw you, OP!

 

[Naer]

Is this insulting our savior? I'm not gonna take the quiz if this is the case