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take THAT, Alexander Graham Bell!

Recently, German scientists dug 50 meters and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying them, the Germans announced that 25,000 years ago the ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network!

Naturally the British were not impressed. They ordered their scientists to dig even deeper. At 100 meters they found small pieces of glass. After studying the glass announces that 35,000 years ago the ancient Brits had a nationwide fiber-optic system.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100, 150, even 200 meters and found absolutely nothing. From this they concluded that over 55,000 years ago ancient Hebrews had cell phones.
 
Whoa... what really surprised me was that Bell didn't make any money from it! I thought he made so much money, that he started Bell Research labs... the biggest research lab in the world until Microsoft came along (and might still be bigger than MS).
 
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Recently, German scientists dug 50 meters and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying them, the Germans announced that 25,000 years ago the ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network!

Naturally the British were not impressed. They ordered their scientists to dig even deeper. At 100 meters they found small pieces of glass. After studying the glass announces that 35,000 years ago the ancient Brits had a nationwide fiber-optic system.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100, 150, even 200 meters and found absolutely nothing. From this they concluded that over 55,000 years ago ancient Hebrews had cell phones.

haha
 
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Recently, German scientists dug 50 meters and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying them, the Germans announced that 25,000 years ago the ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network!

Naturally the British were not impressed. They ordered their scientists to dig even deeper. At 100 meters they found small pieces of glass. After studying the glass announces that 35,000 years ago the ancient Brits had a nationwide fiber-optic system.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100, 150, even 200 meters and found absolutely nothing. From this they concluded that over 55,000 years ago ancient Hebrews had cell phones.

LOLOLOL that's good!
 
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Recently, German scientists dug 50 meters and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying them, the Germans announced that 25,000 years ago the ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network!

Naturally the British were not impressed. They ordered their scientists to dig even deeper. At 100 meters they found small pieces of glass. After studying the glass announces that 35,000 years ago the ancient Brits had a nationwide fiber-optic system.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100, 150, even 200 meters and found absolutely nothing. From this they concluded that over 55,000 years ago ancient Hebrews had cell phones.

ROFL!!!! Mucho FUN-NAY!!!! j00 = teh comeedeean!!!1!!
 
Its about damned time they recognized the true inventor of the telephone.

Now if only Tesla would get proper recognition...

~wnied~
 
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Recently, German scientists dug 50 meters and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying them, the Germans announced that 25,000 years ago the ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network! Naturally the British were not impressed. They ordered their scientists to dig even deeper. At 100 meters they found small pieces of glass. After studying the glass announces that 35,000 years ago the ancient Brits had a nationwide fiber-optic system. Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100, 150, even 200 meters and found absolutely nothing. From this they concluded that over 55,000 years ago ancient Hebrews had cell phones.

lol 😀
 
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Recently, German scientists dug 50 meters and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying them, the Germans announced that 25,000 years ago the ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network!

Naturally the British were not impressed. They ordered their scientists to dig even deeper. At 100 meters they found small pieces of glass. After studying the glass announces that 35,000 years ago the ancient Brits had a nationwide fiber-optic system.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100, 150, even 200 meters and found absolutely nothing. From this they concluded that over 55,000 years ago ancient Hebrews had cell phones.

😀
 
Originally posted by: wnied
Its about damned time they recognized the true inventor of the telephone.

Now if only Tesla would get proper recognition...

~wnied~

Yeah tell me about it. Signs was such a sweet song.
 
Originally posted by: mugsywwiii
Originally posted by: wnied
Its about damned time they recognized the true inventor of the telephone.

Now if only Tesla would get proper recognition...

~wnied~

Yeah tell me about it. Signs was such a sweet song.


HAHAHAHAHAHA. That was hilarious.




KeyserSoze
 
Originally posted by: narzy
hey cool an american invented the telephone! sweet!

Good point...the man was an American, not an Italian, why Italy is putting him on a stamp, I don't know...we should be.
 
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Recently, German scientists dug 50 meters and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying them, the Germans announced that 25,000 years ago the ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network!

Naturally the British were not impressed. They ordered their scientists to dig even deeper. At 100 meters they found small pieces of glass. After studying the glass announces that 35,000 years ago the ancient Brits had a nationwide fiber-optic system.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100, 150, even 200 meters and found absolutely nothing. From this they concluded that over 55,000 years ago ancient Hebrews had cell phones.

LMAO
 
Originally posted by: mugsywwiii
Originally posted by: wnied
Its about damned time they recognized the true inventor of the telephone.

Now if only Tesla would get proper recognition...

~wnied~

Yeah tell me about it. Signs was such a sweet song.

ROTFLMAO
 
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