n0cmonkey

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3 miniscule purple turtles defecated into a void. It was an amazing feat because the waste was larger than the combined mass of the three turtles, but purple turtles are like that occassionally. The turds floating in the nothing attracted each other and became one massive log. This log imploded in on itself from the force of the impact, and finally exploded when it reached maximum density. This explosion of feces is what we now know as the universe.

What was the question again?
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
3 miniscule purple turtles defecated into a void. It was an amazing feat because the waste was larger than the combined mass of the three turtles, but purple turtles are like that occassionally. The turds floating in the nothing attracted each other and became one massive log. This log imploded in on itself from the force of the impact, and finally exploded when it reached maximum density. This explosion of feces is what we now know as the universe.

What was the question again?


And the planet sits on the back of a large turtle, who sits on the back of a larger turtle, who sits on the back of yet another larger turtle, etc.. The universe is just turtles on turtles, it's all turtles!
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
3 miniscule purple turtles defecated into a void. It was an amazing feat because the waste was larger than the combined mass of the three turtles, but purple turtles are like that occassionally. The turds floating in the nothing attracted each other and became one massive log. This log imploded in on itself from the force of the impact, and finally exploded when it reached maximum density. This explosion of feces is what we now know as the universe.

What was the question again?


And the planet sits on the back of a large turtle, who sits on the back of a larger turtle, who sits on the back of yet another larger turtle, etc.. The universe is just turtles on turtles, it's all turtles!

WTF are you talking about? Moron.

:p
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
3 miniscule purple turtles defecated into a void. It was an amazing feat because the waste was larger than the combined mass of the three turtles, but purple turtles are like that occassionally. The turds floating in the nothing attracted each other and became one massive log. This log imploded in on itself from the force of the impact, and finally exploded when it reached maximum density. This explosion of feces is what we now know as the universe.

What was the question again?


And the planet sits on the back of a large turtle, who sits on the back of a larger turtle, who sits on the back of yet another larger turtle, etc.. The universe is just turtles on turtles, it's all turtles!

WTF are you talking about? Moron.

:p


"Lets talk about nef, bay-bee.." /end salt n pepa
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
3 miniscule purple turtles defecated into a void. It was an amazing feat because the waste was larger than the combined mass of the three turtles, but purple turtles are like that occassionally. The turds floating in the nothing attracted each other and became one massive log. This log imploded in on itself from the force of the impact, and finally exploded when it reached maximum density. This explosion of feces is what we now know as the universe.

What was the question again?


And the planet sits on the back of a large turtle, who sits on the back of a larger turtle, who sits on the back of yet another larger turtle, etc.. The universe is just turtles on turtles, it's all turtles!

WTF are you talking about? Moron.

:p


"Lets talk about nef, bay-bee.." /end salt n pepa

That was mildly amusing. :beer:
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
3 miniscule purple turtles defecated into a void. It was an amazing feat because the waste was larger than the combined mass of the three turtles, but purple turtles are like that occassionally. The turds floating in the nothing attracted each other and became one massive log. This log imploded in on itself from the force of the impact, and finally exploded when it reached maximum density. This explosion of feces is what we now know as the universe.

What was the question again?


And the planet sits on the back of a large turtle, who sits on the back of a larger turtle, who sits on the back of yet another larger turtle, etc.. The universe is just turtles on turtles, it's all turtles!

WTF are you talking about? Moron.

:p


"Lets talk about nef, bay-bee.." /end salt n pepa

That was mildly amusing. :beer:

Hopfully better than your average nef. It's become a counterculture of sorts. :beer:
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
3 miniscule purple turtles defecated into a void. It was an amazing feat because the waste was larger than the combined mass of the three turtles, but purple turtles are like that occassionally. The turds floating in the nothing attracted each other and became one massive log. This log imploded in on itself from the force of the impact, and finally exploded when it reached maximum density. This explosion of feces is what we now know as the universe.

What was the question again?


And the planet sits on the back of a large turtle, who sits on the back of a larger turtle, who sits on the back of yet another larger turtle, etc.. The universe is just turtles on turtles, it's all turtles!

WTF are you talking about? Moron.

:p


"Lets talk about nef, bay-bee.." /end salt n pepa

That was mildly amusing. :beer:

Hopfully better than your average nef. It's become a counterculture of sorts. :beer:

I don't think it's that hard to be better than the average nef around here. All the newbies make it easy. :cool: