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Tactical pen

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TallBill said:
I use whatever shitty pens I can find.
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'Death by Skilcraft' isn't really a thing.
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Also, this one time, in Afghanistan, Skilcraft called my office and demanded to know about the counterfeit 'Silkcraft' toilet paper we had and who was going to do something about it. I replied, "Ma'am, we're trying to win a war here." Click. It was just as crappy as their product, anyways.
 
John Connor said:
I own and carry a tactical pen. You can use it to break a car windows out or jab someone in the eyes. It's really a kubotoon. There are other forms of defense as well. http://www.thehomesecuritysuperstor...efense-weapons-self-defense-keychains-sub=183
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That looks like a good way to get a couple broken fingers. I just carry a knife. If I were to fly, a rolled up magazine makes a fine weapon, and it gives you something to read which is more likely to happen than using it as a weapon.
 
lxskllr said:
That looks like a good way to get a couple broken fingers. I just carry a knife. If I were to fly, a rolled up magazine makes a fine weapon, and it gives you something to read which is more likely to happen than using it as a weapon.
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:thumbsup:

I always make sure the crossword isn't already filled out.
 
keird said:
'Death by Skilcraft' isn't really a thing.
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Also, this one time, in Afghanistan, Skilcraft called my office and demanded to know about the counterfeit 'Silkcraft' toilet paper we had and who was going to do something about it. I replied, "Ma'am, we're trying to win a war here." Click. It was just as crappy as their product, anyways.
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Who decided that blind folks should manufacture an item for which a blind person simply cannot perform quality control?
 
lxskllr said:
That looks like a good way to get a couple broken fingers. I just carry a knife. If I were to fly, a rolled up magazine makes a fine weapon, and it gives you something to read which is more likely to happen than using it as a weapon.
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I don't understand how I would break fingers with my tactical pen. Are you referring to the other crap that I linked to that goes on your hand? Some of that stuff may in fact be illegal in some states if not all.

Few quick jabs to the solar plexus/eyes/forehead is all that is needed. The end of this pen is really pointy. I mean it's able to break a window, lets put it that way.

Speaking of knives. If you want to risk it, they sell non-metallic knives. This is why millimeter wave needs to be used at all airports. I'd tape it to my chest.
 
We need a tactical screw driver... I say flat-head. Retractable head. Wait, no, COLLAPSIBLE HEAD.
 
John Connor said:
I don't understand how I would break fingers with my tactical pen. Are you referring to the other crap that I linked to that goes on your hand? Some of that stuff may in fact be illegal in some states if not all.
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I was looking at the first stuff on the linked page; the pseudo brass knuckles.
 
This is a true tactical pen. It's got a light for night time assaults and scissors to help you create new camo-based clothing designs.

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