The Muon1 stats server is now on the inside of a UK government laboratory's very, very secure network.  This means to get VPN dial-in access I need to pay them £50/month or something to set it up.  I'm personally baffled why it is so expensive.  I also don't know quite why they need it so secure (to my knowledge we're not designing weapons), but it is unusually so, perhaps because of the involvement a Tier 1 node in the LHC grid project, meaning we have a multi-Gbps internet connection, which they don't want hax0rs getting hold of, obviously.