Syringer Sunday joke

[Syringer]

Three little ducks went into a bar. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," the duck replied.

"How's your day been, Huey?" asked the bartender.

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh, that's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck and said, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," the second duck said.

"So how's ur day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely. Ive had a ball, too. Been in and out of puddles all day. Wat else could a duck want?

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

 

[Baked]

Fail.

 

[gorcorps]

I liked it

 

[Shawn]

So, you must be Spider?

 

[chusteczka]

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
I just took a bath with bubbles.

Is that not dirty enough for ya?
Bubbles is the girl next door.

 

[Corporate Thug]

not bad.

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: chusteczka
Do you want to hear a clean joke?
I just took a bath with bubbles.

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.

fixed

 

[darkxshade]

I chuckled

 

[IronWing]

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says "I'd like some chapstick, please."

The pharmacist says "Here ya' go; will that be cash?"

The duck says "Na, just put it on my bill."

 

[Engineer]

LOL. Pretty funny.

 

[Evadman]

Where's brutskind when you need him.