surrealist compliment generator

[Electrode]

Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

:Q

 

[Kadarin]

How lovely is your curdled priest!

:Q

The spark of intelligence in your blinking eyes is not unlike the glow from the teeth of an electrocuted axe-murderess.

:Q:Q

 

[z0mb13]

You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets

 

[MeanMeosh]

'Lo, EUREKA,' I yelled into the cat, 'Thou art truly laborious and divergent. My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes Benz.'

 

[DaFinn]

"Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor."


... say what???

 

[GonzoCircus]

May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.

 

[Confused]

You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.

:beer:

 

[Confused]

Din nese overger kun din haltende underleppe!

En Englais, sil vous plait?


Confused

 

[AFB]

Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.

:Q
LOL, I wonder what thats suposed to mean ?

 

[DurocShark]

The Green Paint on the Walls Clouds my Thoughts of Flying Planks of Wood, Much Like the Elephant Impaled on the Hood of a Lincoln Town Car. Blood Covers One, Paint the Other, and Love Covers You.