surrealist compliment generator

[dpopiz]

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

 

[dighn]

Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!

bawahhahahaha

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse.

LOL 😀

 

[fitzhue]

Your aquiline senescence implores me to generalize within the relms of a starfish's lifelong hallucinations of gelatin pools and of actuaries floating upon the Rhine.

 

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.

 

[BigPoppa]

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude. LMFAO

 

[Goosemaster]

La pluie de vos insultes n'atteint pas le parapluie de mon indifference.



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[silverpig]

Any person or persons who wish to deliver a surreal compliment must cease and desist from all practices of procreation and appeal to the county clerk for permission by filling out form #345/3.098/27 in triplicate, signed, the person who can and will repeat your subversive tendencies.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Your dandruff falls like the fixtures within a scenic railway passing through a thousand bearded rainbows...

 

[andylawcc]

Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC across your bosom and under your armpits

DA BEST!

 

[tweakmm]

Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.

This thing is pretty amusing 😀 :wine:

 

[TechBoyJK]

When faced with scathing winds and torrents pouring forth stain, your mind thinks cleverly to the leprous angels found in all train crashes.

 

[ElFenix]

Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine.

dhitb!

 

[TechBoyJK]

Soon we will be together, writhing profitably on a bed of non-seasonal vegetables in equine bliss. With this vision I see no reason why the operation to remove a 2.2kg uneviscerated turket carcass from my pericardium should fail.

 

[SuperTool]

Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels.

 

[TechBoyJK]

The Green Paint on the Walls Clouds my Thoughts of Flying Planks of Wood, Much Like the Elephant Impaled on the Hood of a Lincoln Town Car. Blood Covers One, Paint the Other, and Love Covers You.

 

[thawolfman]

Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine.

dhitb!

2nded

 

[MazerRackham]

Never pet your dog when it is on fire.

 

[MazerRackham]

Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world!

 

[kermalou]

You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Your nose hairs scare me.

:Q

 

[FrustratedUser]

Many sausages have known things before you had time to react.

Bwaaahahaha

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman.

I think its broken 😕

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.

HAHA! Its fixed! :beer:😀