surprised I haven't seen this in our OT forum

[jadinolf]

My gracious.....

 

[SofaKing]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[booger711]

lol fake or not

 

[Goosemaster]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THAT WAS FVKING AWESOME

 

[Turkish]

wow.

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

that was about as good as the halo 2 weenie twitch post, lmao, wow, i <3 teh intarweb

 

[Quasmo]

damn that funny

 

[Enfer Singe]

he should have let her melt the butter

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: dug777
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QFT

 

[eelw]

*sniff, sniff* I smell a parody coming soon.

 

[her209]

Its not as funny when you know its fake.

 

[Insomniak]

Shens but hilarious anyway.

 

[David Brent]

i typed it up for your copy/pasting pleasure...


HELP - I BURNED MY GIRLFRIENDSS COOTER

ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be back any minute

so i need your help

Heres some background:

see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and we were

going out for a while. We have alot in common,
sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay

and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ...

anywayz


So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my

virginity, so i ask her to have sex

*no i cant, its not right* she said, but i told her *dont worry i know

what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64

games if you say yes*

So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffy Jr Baseball, and then

she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right> Cuz i heard you guys on

the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in

properly.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i

grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt, so i

mircowaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

 

[David Brent]

i posted it in another forum...9 views and 8 replies in 2 minutes. and this a low traffic site normally lol

edit: yep they're totally buying it, only 1 guy said my account was hacked or something. heres some of the replies:

and anways why would u use butter? shoulda made her suck it then use the saliva!!!!

^^^hopefully he doesn't come over with the butter :Q

Officially qualifies for the gaynes of ROFLMAO!

OMFG Are you for real?

and if ur 22.... why u going for a 15 year old? at least go for 17 and above

8 minutes in the microwave, are you sure she's ok?

 

[microAmp]

LMAO!

 

[Abhi]

ROFL!!!

 

[PrayForDeath]

lol

 

[revnja]

Either that's shens, or the saddest post I have ever read.

 

[Sheepathon]

Might as well have thrown in some garlic toast to make a meal out of it. What a waste of butter.

 

[pepo]

LMAO

this guy is a joke. is he 12 or what?

Sh1t what a l00ser

BTW NICE POST!!!

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
WayneTek?

Nah, WayneTek is not as smooth as that guy.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

:laugh:

 

[imported_Mike]

LMAO!

he burned her "cooter" by pouring butter on it

 

[Ns1]

gotta be shens

 

[DaTT]

lol...."so I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes, and then I put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter"......sig material!!!!!