Sure way to avoid the marraige subject with the girlfriend

[her209]

Tell her that you want to have a lot of kids... something like 10+ children.

 

[SampSon]

Either she will love kids and say "OK!", or she won't believe you.
Women arn't THAT dumb to believe any man, short of a mormon or die hard irish catholic, "wants" 10+ children.

 

[Mucho]

 

[Kelvrick]

How about converting to scientology and that she has to give birth naturally?

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Either she will love kids and say "OK!", or she won't believe you.
Women arn't THAT dumb to believe any man, short of a mormon or die hard irish catholic, "wants" 10+ children.

Then say, I converted to mormonism... I am waiting for the day we get married and have 10 kids....

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Either she will love kids and say "OK!", or she won't believe you.
Women arn't THAT dumb to believe any man, short of a mormon or die hard irish catholic, "wants" 10+ children.

If she really loved you, she would say "Yes" to any number of kids.

 

[Eeezee]

10+ kids and no pain killers because it might screw with their brain chemistry!11!!11

 

[Caecus Veritas]

Originally posted by: her209
Tell her that you want to have a lot of kids... something like 10+ children.

-_-;; already tried.... no go. damn! time is running out

 

[EKKC]

two words

"i'm gay"

/thread

 

[Baked]

"I'm seeing your friend/sister/cousin."

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: EKKC
two words

"i'm gay"

/thread

Careful, you still want to have sex don't you?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: her209
Tell her that you want to have a lot of kids... something like 10+ children.

That'll work great in the event you ever develop social skills and meet a woman. :laugh:

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: her209
Tell her that you want to have a lot of kids... something like 10+ children.

dude, that makes them latch on even more man.

negative on that angle.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Inform her that you have 23888 posts on a message board forum.

 

[silverpig]

Sure, we can get married, but our wedding song is going to be "Rock You Like a Hurricane."

Trust me, it works.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: her209
Tell her that you want to have a lot of kids... something like 10+ children.

dude, that makes them latch on even more man.

negative on that angle.

That's a good thing, unless your goal was to dump her. Also, I guess for me, someone who came from a family with a lot of kids, she would take it more seriously.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: EKKC
two words

"i'm gay"

/thread

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Sure, we can get married, but our wedding song is going to be "Rock You Like a Hurricane."

Trust me, it works.

I suggested, honestly, Metallica. I just thought Nothing Else Matters would be beautiful playing as we walked out. She wouldn't even go for the Apocolyptica version. And she still married me and I, also, btw, suggested 10 kids half-jokingly once. I also wanted to wear velvet, silk and leather like a fancy gypsy or something to the ceremony. It all ended up very traditional Hispanic but whatever.

 

[DAGTA]

Or you could just say, "I do not wish to discuss marriage at this time."

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: silverpig
Sure, we can get married, but our wedding song is going to be "Rock You Like a Hurricane."

Trust me, it works.

I suggested, honestly, Metallica. I just thought Nothing Else Matters would be beautiful playing as we walked out. She wouldn't even go for the Apocolyptica version. And she still married me and I, also, btw, suggested 10 kids half-jokingly once. I also wanted to wear velvet, silk and leather like a fancy gypsy or something to the ceremony. It all ended up very traditional Hispanic but whatever.

Doesn't have the same effect as her thinking what her wedding would be like with Rock You Like a Hurricane... She'd be picturing her dad watching her husband to be walk down the aisle with a big grin on his face... "HERE I AM. ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE."

 

[SlitheryDee]

"I don't love you. You just make me incredibly horny."