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Sure-Fire Pick-Up Lines

here's a few more:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have
you been drinking?

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Wow! Are those real?
 
more:

Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.

Excuse me, miss, do you bjs to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
 
I only used one line when I was single and it worked like a charm,

Pull my finger, it always worked.😀


The best line I ever saw used was a line my cousin pulled out on this chick while we were in line at the racetrack. It went like this

She and two of her friends were standing behind us in line, my cousin had some cologne on and the chick tapped him on the shoulder and said ?You sure smell good what do you have on? ? my cousin turned around and said ? I have a hard on I didn?t know you could smell it ? He ended up banging that chick that night.
 
Ha ha...I love these thing. Here's one:

Hey, let's play goat herder and goat. You stand over there and make goat noises and I'll sneak up behind you and have sex with you.
 


<< Ha ha...I love these thing. Here's one:

Hey, let's play goat herder and goat. You stand over there and make goat noises and I'll sneak up behind you and have sex with you. >>



I read it, thought it was stupid. Now, 10 mins later and I still can't stop laughing. 😀 Good one, it takes a minute to settle in, but good.
 
this guy came up and was chatting with me friday and after a bit said "listen, im going to be honest with you, your tits are what attracted me to you but your personality has stolen my heart"

it didnt work for him
maybe it will for you.

*kat. <-- gotta stop talking to everyone that talks to her.
 


<< If we were both chipmunks, could I bust a nut in your hole?
-- mrcodedude
>>

:Q

LMAO
 
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