Suppose you killed somebody...

[OREOSpeedwagon]

I was actually expecting it to say "written by The Wolf"

 

[David Brent]

scarabic's profile description:

I'm of Arabic descent, and the scarab has always held a totemic fascination for me. It's a sun symbol, and embodies fertility, creative energy, and the cycle of life.

I live in Berkeley, a town almost weird enough for me, but this is no more grounds to rubber-stamp anything I say as the ramblings of a crazy person than the fossil-fuel, fast food hegemony is the whisper of rhyme and reason.

I begin a lot of paragraphs with the first person pronoun.

All right then, I'm 31.

 

[So]

I'm creeped out.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: BadNewsBears
That drum will rust so fast in the ocean.

Creamatorium and flush ashes away!

But the drum only serves as a mold for the concrete.

 

[0roo0roo]

yea it seems that its just a matter of time and patience. criminals that get caught don't have the patience to slowly dismember, perhaps cook the meat/bake the bones till totally dry and brittle, grind up/process, slowly put down the drain or whatever.

 

[David Brent]

" Dispose of it?? Why that body'd feed you for a YEAR!"

LMAO

 

[DaFOBulous1]

Originally posted by: logic1485
:shocked:

 

[DivideBYZero]

Bookmarked.

 

[Chompman]

Place it on zim's doorstep and call the police..

 

[Sheepathon]

omfg

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: YetioDoom
Jesus H. Christ almighty.

you called

 

[shilala]

Scarabic gots his shyt together.

 

[2cpuminimum]

I still say the best way is a lot of pigs. The teeth will be dissolved eventually after they get rinsed into the lagoon with the pigpoop, it's not like they're gonna brush themselves.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh!t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

yes, dump the body on a very large hog farm

 

[Vich]

ROFL!:shocked: