Suppose a serial killer is killing off AT members, what would you do?

[Braznor]

Assume a serial killer is murdering AT members at the rate of one a day. The killings have no patterns by address or post count? What would your reaction be to such a situation? What would all our reaction be collectively? And who do you think the most likely culprit would be behind the murder spree?

 

[surfsatwerk]

This is in poor taste.

 

[dank69]

I would suggest he streamline his operation by prioritizing location.

 

[sourceninja]

Does the killer even lift?

 

[poofyhairguy]

Meh I am armed to the teeth. Come at me bro.

(assuming its a bro, most murders are males)

 

[glenn1]

Make suggestions for next targets.

 

[kyrax12]

Meh I am armed to the teeth. Come at me bro.

(assuming its a bro, most murders are males)

WTF.. Are you really?

 

[smackababy]

I wouldn't worry, because he would either attempt to kill me or one of the other gun toting, good shoot loving ATOTers eventually and be stopped.

 

[Fritzo]

I think Col. Mustard did it in the library with the candlestick.

 

[highland145]

Not get caught until half of you were gone.

 

[Exterous]

Not get caught until half of you were gone.

I'd wager it was you doing it anyway

And for all we know you've already started. Lots of members go missing never to be heard from again

 

[mikeymikec]

I think Col. Mustard did it in the library with the candlestick.

Who is the greater perv, the voyeur or the person doing the deed?

 

[highland145]

I'd wager it was you doing it anyway

And for all we know you've already started. Lots of members go missing never to be heard from again

Michigan...is it warmer up there yet? Road trip.

 

[ImpulsE69]

 

[alzan]

Largely dependent on which members are getting shot.

 

[Newell Steamer]

#1 Have a plate of cupcakes always handy
#2 When fatso lumbers along to murder me (probably by smothering me with his fat,...), I will toss a cupcake at him
#3 Take pictures of his fatness gorging on the cupcake (for some reddit LOLs)
#4 Call the police and report an escaped animal has entered my home and is currently preoccupied by eating a plate of cupcakes
#5 When the police show up, they will most likely gun this fat fuck down

 

[z1ggy]

I would applaud him (let's be real...there's no chicks on here). More of you need to be silenced. Forever.

 

[Exterous]

Michigan...is it warmer up there yet? Road trip.

😛

#1 Have a plate of cupcakes always handy
#2 When fatso lumbers along to murder me (probably by smothering me with his fat,...), I will toss a cupcake at him
#3 Take pictures of his fatness gorging on the cupcake (for some reddit LOLs)
#4 Call the police and report an escaped animal has entered my home and is currently preoccupied by eating a plate of cupcakes
#5 When the police show up, they will most likely gun this fat fuck down

Too many steps. Just have a woman open the door and talk to him

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Name some names.

 

[Ruptga]

Log out and lurk, obviously. That's mostly what I do anyway.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Is this a trick question? I'd start a death pool.

 

[Iron Woode]

I would just send the killer to P&N.

problem solved.

😛

 

[lupi]

Add alk's address to my sig?

 

[Kadarin]

I would test out my new Kel-Tec KSG in their face.

 

[chimaxi83]

All I'd do is hope the killer forms his list from the P&N cesspool, but I don't wish for death... only abduction.

Throw them all in a basement, on an island, with no Internet access, forever. Before long, they'd be making sweet, sweet man love. Well that's if they don't cat fight and scratch each other to death.