Super Bowl Sunday Conundrum

[Sinsear]

My wife's asshole friends did the same thing last year, scheduling a christening on super bowl sunday.

 

[Gintaras]

My wife's asshole friends did the same thing last year, scheduling a christening on super bowl sunday.

are you a cuckold...if your wife's asshole has better friend than yourself?

 

[SSSnail]

Just tell them that you don't practice Satanism, thank them for the invitation, and watch the Niners win the 6th ring, profits.

 

[kstu]

are you a cuckold...if your wife's asshole has better friend than yourself?

Sick burn, bro.

 

[Baked]

This is San Francisco 49ers in the Super Fucking Bowl we're talking about it. Cult ceremony can take a back seat.

Good job OP telling the females to represent, while you can the boy stay home to root for the Niners to win their 6th title!

 

[DrunkenSano]

super bowls happen every year. bat mitzvah's don't. seems like an easy choice to me.

That sounds retarded. Does your team make the Super Bowl every year? Derpy derp.

 

[Possessed Freak]

I just spoke with the mother - She said she was expecting my call and at least sounded very understanding.

Good thing somebody is being the bigger person.

Do you still throw tantrums in the supermarket when going by the candy?

 

[MotionMan]

This is San Francisco 49ers in the Super Fucking Bowl we're talking about it. Cult ceremony can take a back seat.

Good job OP telling the females to represent, while you can the boy stay home to root for the Niners to win their 6th title!

I am going to the "cult ceremony". I am skipping the party.

MotionMan

 

[MotionMan]

Good thing somebody is being the bigger person.

Do you still throw tantrums in the supermarket when going by the candy?

Someone got picked on by a football player in high school, no? (or was it a cheerleader?)

MotionMan

 

[HardcoreRobot]

how did you end up with people like that as friends...

 

[MotionMan]

how did you end up with people like that as friends...

I know! I keep asking the same question.

MotionMan

 

[Krazy4Real]

Your logic is flawless MotionMan. I would do the same thing if I were you.

 

[IronWing]

Send the kid a couple books on logic, reason, and science. She'll anounce she's an atheist, refuse to cotton to this witch doctor claptrap, and you can invite the family over to watch the Super Bowl.

 

[MotionMan]

LOL - My dad got two tickets to the Super Bowl (My family has been 49ers season ticket holders since 1946).

No, I am not going. I hope he sells them and makes a ton of money.

MotionMan

 

[Imported]

LOL - My dad got two tickets to the Super Bowl (My family has been 49ers season ticket holders since 1946).

No, I am not going. I hope he sells them and makes a ton of money.

MotionMan

From the random drawing? Lucky SOB! I did not.

 

[MotionMan]

From the random drawing? Lucky SOB! I did not.

We got tickets for Detroit and Miami, too, so we are 3 for 6.

MotionMan

 

[Imported]

Seniority must have something to do with it. I've only been a STH for about 5 years now. Was impossible to afford them while still in school.

 

[BergeLSU]

If we are down by 28, maybe they go for early 2-point conversions - It worked against the Giants in 2002/3.



MotionMan

Remember, you don't get the luxury of playing the Falcons two games in a row, not every team likes to blow huge leads like they do.

 

[MotionMan]

LOL - My dad got two tickets to the Super Bowl (My family has been 49ers season ticket holders since 1946).

No, I am not going. I hope he sells them and makes a ton of money.

MotionMan

It is official - My dad is selling the tickets.

Break open those piggy banks!

MotionMan

 

[AstroManLuca]

super bowls happen every year. bat mitzvah's don't. seems like an easy choice to me.

Super Bowls with your favorite, lifelong team don't happen every year. Or every decade. Or every lifetime (Viking fan here ).

Simple, don't go. Their fault for scheduling it on Super Bowl Sunday. It shouldn't matter who's playing, you just don't schedule stuff on that day.

Agreed. This is like people who schedule their wedding over a holiday weekend. Thanks for the invitation I guess but don't expect everyone to be able to make it, some people already have advance plans for those.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

We need some new friends.

Blow off the party. Both problems solved.

 

[MotionMan]

Agreed. This is like people who schedule their wedding over a holiday weekend. Thanks for the invitation I guess but don't expect everyone to be able to make it, some people already have advance plans for those.

Ironically, my wedding was on the Saturday night of Thanksgiving weekend. However, all of our out-of-town guests appreciated coming to such a large Thanksgiving dinner (And one they did not have to cook).

MotionMan

 

[akshatp]

WTF. Scheduling anything on Super Bowl Sunday that isnt a SB Party is grounds for immediate dismissal as friends/relatives/acquaintances/etc.

Skip the party, dont feel bad, enjoy watching your 9ers go down in flames.