fuck Roaches, I had a huge flying one in my room, never seen a flying one in Cali! it was on the inside of my door and when I opened it up I saw something big fly like 5 feet and run under the dresser. Didn't figure it was a roach because I saw it fly. I couldn't go to sleep until I found what it was so I left and when I came back in the room it was back on the door, I snuck in and looked at it. I had some spray shit, said "kills on contact" what a crock of shit, I sprayed it good. Fucker just flew off the wall and landed in my hair, I screamed like a girl and swatted it sending it crashing on the wall. He hit the floor and was running away so I sprayed more, but it didn't stop it. He seemed a little injured but continued to run around, after a few minutes of trying to get an angle where I could spray it again, I didn't think it was going to die on it's own. I cornered it and unloaded like I was an NYC police officer and he was a Black who I thought was reaching for his gun. It finally died but not before it did a few more laps around.
The spray I had was some weird winter green smelling stuff, I sprayed A LOT of it in my battle, my room smelled like gum for the next few days lol.
I don't know how the fuck people in Texas and other states where big ass flying roaches are the norm cope.
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