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Such irony. The wife gave me flowers today

So if gender roles are flipping, does that mean she'll be rubbing your chest and bending you over the coffee table? 😱
 
Originally posted by: Atomicus
So if gender roles are flipping, does that mean she'll be rubbing your chest and bending you over the coffee table? 😱
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Hey, as long as you get the reacharound, what do you care... 😉
 
Originally posted by: Atomicus
So if gender roles are flipping, does that mean she'll be rubbing your chest and bending you over the coffee table? 😱
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We've been doing that for a while now. She likes to be in control and fele dominate. Doesnt bother me, but damn it hurts when she gets rough back there...... 😱
 
Originally posted by: Megatomic
Originally posted by: Shockwave
:Q
I :heart: you Mosh!! See ya in the shower baby 😉
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Good play man, if she isn't your wife maybe you just set yourself up for a nice threesome! 😀
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Shower sex is dangerous for me. No WAY I'd chance a 3some in the shower. Hell, even with just 1 girl I had my foot cramp up, fall on the floor and spoog all over myself. It was horrible 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: Megatomic
Originally posted by: Shockwave
:Q
I :heart: you Mosh!! See ya in the shower baby 😉
Click to expand...
Good play man, if she isn't your wife maybe you just set yourself up for a nice threesome! 😀
Click to expand...

Shower sex is dangerous for me. No WAY I'd chance a 3some in the shower. Hell, even with just 1 girl I had my foot cramp up, fall on the floor and spoog all over myself. It was horrible 🙁
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:laugh:


😱
 
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Shower sex is dangerous for me. No WAY I'd chance a 3some in the shower. Hell, even with just 1 girl I had my foot cramp up, fall on the floor and spoog all over myself. It was horrible 🙁
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Bahahahaha!!! 😀 That was good for one true LOL at work. I hope no one heard...

The question I know have is how did you get a foot cramp and still manage to spunk? 😕
 
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: Megatomic
Originally posted by: Shockwave
:Q
I :heart: you Mosh!! See ya in the shower baby 😉
Click to expand...
Good play man, if she isn't your wife maybe you just set yourself up for a nice threesome! 😀
Click to expand...

Shower sex is dangerous for me. No WAY I'd chance a 3some in the shower. Hell, even with just 1 girl I had my foot cramp up, fall on the floor and spoog all over myself. It was horrible 🙁
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TMI buddy.......
 
Originally posted by: Megatomic
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Shower sex is dangerous for me. No WAY I'd chance a 3some in the shower. Hell, even with just 1 girl I had my foot cramp up, fall on the floor and spoog all over myself. It was horrible 🙁
Click to expand...
Bahahahaha!!! 😀 That was good for one true LOL at work. I hope no one heard...

The question I know have is how did you get a foot cramp and still manage to spunk? 😕
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Well, know when your about to bust how everything kinda tenses up in those last few critical seconds? Well, just beofore then my foot started to cramp, but I thought I could hold out for the touchdown before it locked up.
No such luck. She locked up in the instant before critical mass. Foot locked up, fell on the floor, on the way down knocked the shampoo bottle on me, hit the floor and the excitement of it all.... Well, critical mass went critical....
As I said, it was horrible.
 
Hahahaha!!

I now count myself lucky that I only slipped and fell in my one shower accident. She helped me up and got me going again but man was I embarassed. 😱 Normally it goes very well for us.
 
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