Subway's Jared has Aides!

AaronP

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Who saw the new South Park last night about Jared having "Aides?" It was hillarious. I'm really glad they replaced Kenny with Butters, Butter is a way better character.

 

punkrawket

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<< Who saw the new South Park last night about Jared having "Aides?" It was hillarious. I'm really glad they replaced Kenny with Butters, Butter is a way better character. >>

DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT

i forgot to watch it

DAMNIT :frown:
 

AaronP

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it was hillarious. They really ragged on the subway commercials. THey played the clay henry song (with different words) and also the "still lookin good...." jared song, it was great. Basically Jared had "aides" also known as assistants, personal trainers and stuff, and he kept saying stuff like:

"I lost weight beause I got aides"
"I think everyone should get aides"

and he told his girlfriend "before we get married, I should tell you that I have aides"

and everyone thought he was talkin about the disease. It was a riot. THey also had a story where the kids tried to fatten Butters up so he could then lose weight and do commercials for a chinese restaurant. And Cartman did some really funny stuff on the phone with Butter's parents.

South Park is WAY BETTER than The stale old Simpsons now.
 

trmiv

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<< ummm.. you mean AIDS? >>




No, aides. Everyone thought he meant AIDS on the show, but he was talking about his aides, the two guys that helped him lose weight.
 

Smolek

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<< Kenny is gone? :(

I really should start watching again.
-- mrcodedude
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yes, he died (for the final time)
 

XMan

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yes, he died (for the final time)

In the Osama Bin Laden episode, right?

"You Americans don't realize that 2/3rds of the world hates you!"

"But why do they hate us?"

"Because you don't realize that 2/3rds of the world hates you!"
 

AlwaysWong

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I missed the Jared one but caught the sex education episode which is the best one I've seen yet.
 
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Kenny had the living crap shot out of him in the OBL episode.

Did he finally die? Are they going to kill Butters weekly too?

Butters is awesome! Especially in the NAMBLA episode. :D
 

Burnt

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Butters is cool. His theme song was cooler (when he had his own episode)
 

Hubris

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AHH! I wanted to check out who Butters was, so I typed in southpark.com, and THIS showed up. Gah.
 

kitkit201

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<< AHH! I wanted to check out who Butters was, so I typed in southpark.com, and THIS showed up. Gah. >>



lol
 

Smolek

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butters WILL NOT be killed every week but will have the gimmick where some sucker is needed out of the 4 hes the one, basically their b#tch
 

gooseman

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<< DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT >>




<< i forgot to watch it >>




It will play agian on Saturday and Sunday (I believe). At least it does here. Check your T.V. schedule, it repeats later at night.
 

brtspears2

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City Wok! Would you like to try the City Beef? How about the City Chicken?

...You might need to watch this ep to understand it...